Ginger midget

A short person with red hair

"Is that a leprechaun?" "No, it's Danny. He's just a ginger midget"

by Thrayse September 10, 2014

midget sailing

The sexual act that involves a small person.

If a man inserts his fully-stiffed penis into small person's anus/vagina, he can start to rotate the small person around his penis, thus imitating the act of turning the sailboard wheel - giving him an unique grinding sensual pleasure.

Rotation can be also invoked by slapping the small person really really hard.

Man and his wife fighting: "You bitch, if you were a midget, I'd slap your ugly face so hard, I would be midget sailing till next Tuesday!"

by doublerainbowomg September 7, 2010

midget nugget

A MIdget with no arms or legs

“ Yo bro why does everyone call u a midget nugget” because I lost my arms and legs and I’m a midget

by Phil Mewithcum February 16, 2019

Midget spinner

Also known as Levi Ackerman. Standing at 3’2” this little fucker will kick you in shins, because thats the highest he can reach.

Zeke didn’t stand a chance against the little midget spinner.

by Petra Ral February 2, 2021

piss midget

an 'innovative' term used by Bernard Black in the UK television series 'Black Books'.
Commonly assumed to mean a person of little worth.

'of this, and many other things I am an innovator, which is why i feel free to address you only as..........piss midget'

by Kat Priddy September 5, 2006

Midget kabob

Running full speed into a midgets house holding a long pointy stick

For dinner I want a midget kabob

by Ratchetcumsock69 April 10, 2020

midget on a beanbag

Description of a guys cock and balls, in which the dude has a very small dick that sits up on his balls

Dude Joe has such a midget on a beanbag, he really should't have a picture of it on the net.

by Josepherino May 18, 2009