Georgia Microwave

When a man has butt sex with someone and after pulling out a woman covers the dick with mayo and the woman proceeds to lick it off.

Hey baby, you wanna georgia microwave later?

by MAYA ZOOEY JORDAN & CONNOR January 17, 2009

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microbate

beating off to anything microsoft or a picture of bill gates

mom: ande what r you doing with that picture of bill gates?

Ande: dammit mom can't i guy microbate in this house

by lazypotsmoker August 14, 2008

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Jump off a microwave

A slang to childrenize 'go jump off a cliff'

'Trump can go jump off a microwave'

by oWo-UwU-OWO-SKREEEEEEEE March 12, 2019

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poppin a chimechanga in the microwave

The slang term Mrs. Masters uses when she wants to finger bang herself for sexual satisfaction. Chimechanga being a codename for a dildo or something being used as one. and microwave being a codename for cooter.

"Hey Mrs. Masters! Can you help me study tonight?"
"No sorry, I think I'm poppin a chimechanga in the microwave and then go to bed"

by abdul quashiba January 17, 2009

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microwave

To heat up a relationship at an unnaturally speedy rate. Unfortunately, the resulting relationship often is more like a Hungry Man TV dinner than a slow-cooked paella. Again, credit to TT for this clever characterization.

A: So what's new with T and E?
K: Splitsville.
A: No way!
K: Way.
A: Well, they totally microwaved it.
K: Yeah. You'd think they were like lesbians or something.
A: Nope -- just two lonely men wanting something real.
K: Oh fucking well.
A: Too fucking bad.

by JohnnyAZ May 31, 2006

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