Melvin

Youtube is MelvinTube. The smartest person in this world, and is the best at MMA

Wow its Melvin over there, can we get his autograph?

Melvin by MelvinTubeYT December 20, 2020

Melvin

An insult used by traders and the investment community for whenever someone egregiously short-sells a stock/commodity/cryptocurrency to the point of insolvency.

"Hey did you see that huge 3000 BTC short at $12,500 get liquidated at $15,000?"
"Yea bro, what a Melvin, everybody knows that all bears die."

Melvin by HFSP January 26, 2021

Melvin

An extremely stupid (and somehow not illegal) play on the stock market by an institutional investor which results in billions of dollars of damage to the company who made the play. Typically due to extreme greed such as shorting stock by over %100 in the hopes of buying it back after it drops to zero dollars.
Named for the company holding the short position during the 2021 GME Short Squeeze

GME is a company with no intrinsic value! They'll be bankrupt by the end of 2020! Let's Melvin it! What's the worst that could happen? Only a total retard would try to squeeze us here...

Melvin by Shallow Fucking Money January 28, 2021

Melvin

A badass friend u can have. Hes there for u. Always. A real one. Dont lose this guy. His a friend and will always stand by your side. Sometimes he compets in chess but im a bomb myself uk. Go check out dominic innit.

Yoooo melvin my guy
Wanna go for some ice cream?
Yeah sure.

Melvin by UrbanUser69420 April 26, 2021

Melvin

The pure embodiment of a person who has nothing and never will. A term often used in the brutal slander of an individual.

You're such a Melvin. This guy pulled the ultimate Melvin moment

Melvin by TrueGigaChad October 3, 2021

Melvin

He’s funny smart always trying to do to his best gets all the girls but he doesn’t know one of the biggest bozos you ever meet but at the end of the day it’s fun to have him as a best friend

Melvins a bozo but he’s my friend

Melvin by Usogueyguey November 7, 2021

Melvin

Melvin is one of the most social persons in the world. He always knows what to say. They mostly have curly hair and love music and biking. He always knows what to do and never gets bored. He’s the kindest, most loving person you will ever meet. You can’t unnotice him. He’s the hottest guy in the room. Usually only child.

What a Melvin! Everybody notices him!

Melvin by Kikkererwt3 November 21, 2021