melting faces

Melting faces describes the action of a boot camp instructor or personal trainer whose ability to influence the body and mind is so powerfully hypnotic that you could literally keep moving until your face melted right off your skull.

client1: how many more reps do we have to-
Instructor: Less talk!!! More push!!! Let's see some melting faces!!!
client1: Aaaaaghhh, I'm meltiiiiiing!!!
client2: Ahahaha, she's mel- oh, WTF, I'm melting toooooo!!!

by savvy_savant August 6, 2010

Melting Glacier

masturbation with a icy-hot patch, and or using bengay for lube

Man i shared a melting glacier last night with Tim Curry

by Crazy Bag Man 69 April 19, 2011

pearl milling

Verb - To use a woke agenda and/or identity politics to separate a liberal from their money.

Quaker Oats is pearl milling Fabian and Greta because they're woke dumbasses with Feminist Theory degrees.

by ImmortalThanos February 10, 2021

mind melting

being so close to someone it feels like your minds are melted together

Nick and Jess sure are mind melting today.

by CalMack September 18, 2008

Melting Rodney

A person takes a shit and then freezes it for later. Resembles melting chocolate ice cream.

Some dude left a Melting Rodney in my freezer last night after the party.

by Smoot January 9, 2007

Mullings

A long, stiff, rigid turd. Often the type that bursts blood vessels on its way out.

"I took a shit last night, it was a total Mullings. I spent 2 hours in the ER afterwards"

by Hero of War February 3, 2010

mulling one

To decide upon mulled wine to be the beverage of choice, at any given choice. Works particularly well when up in the Austrian mountains, a perfect skiing apres (or during).

Umma mull one - I'm going to go and have some mulled wine?

Mulling one - the act of choosing mulled wine as your beverage of choice

by RedBrick December 29, 2011