Munch Mechanics

muhnch muh-kan-iks
- noun

1. routine or basic methods of a person who consistently repeats the same mistake more than once or makes completely irrational decisions without warning or reason.
2. the process of making ill-advised, wasteful financial decisions to reach an unrealistic or unobtainable goal.
3. the actions of an individual who rationalizes ideas regarding Asian minors whilst under the influence of drugs and/or alcohol.

"Goran Bunch" recently received his paycheck. Displaying typical munch mechanics, he resolved to spend it entirely on a European satchel, hard liquor, something with rhinestones, and an over-priced gift for an Asian minor (in the hopes of receiving sexual gratification.) Later that night he recalled his countless stupid decisions, but, for some reason, repeated the same actions during the following pay-period. munch mechanics

by Bubba the Cat September 29, 2010

Meckenzie

She is a very beautiful girl. She is real chill around her friends but when she is with her best friends she is very hyper! She is down to earth and humble. She doesn’t take anything from anyone and can defend herself like a beast! She is also really sweet and kind hearted. If you meet a Meckenzie, you’re a lucky one.

Meckenzie?! She is so sweet and pretty.

by watergirl3 December 27, 2017

The Mechanic

A sexual position where someone is licking a girl's ass and fingering her vagina simultaneously. Also, the mechanic can also be when someone is licking a girl's vagina and fingering her ass simultaneously. It is called "the mechanic" because you are "checking the oil" and "checking under the hood" at the same time.

Damn bro my girl got really mad at me last night. Looks like tonight I'm gonna hafta give her the mechanic to get outta the dog house.

by Lehmdawg June 12, 2019

mechnanocal

An incredibly small machine. A manmade device that operates on the molecular level.

He swallowed the mechnanocal pill to protect his skin against the harmful rays of the Martian sun.

by Vincent Jenkins August 30, 2008

mechter

Scottish slang for a waster.

"He's a right mechter."

by Hen1 September 30, 2007

mecate

Literally means rope, yet in some parts of Mexico City like Neza, Mecate is slang for Hillbilly.

Chico Ranchero, "Que Paso Primo?"
Jose Gacho, "No Mames Mecate"
or
Look at your Cowboy hat.... Eres Mecate Guey.

by Jose Gavacho December 16, 2010

Mecailla

Totally awesome, fun loving person. Big hearted, strong-willed, and stubborn. Loves family and friends with everything. And around them there is never a dull moment.

Mecailla is me.

by StormyNights October 10, 2014