A specific sexual maneuver that looks similar to the ice cream treat of the same name sold in ice cream trucks (cherry dip code with chocolate sprinkles around the base of the cone). A woman has sex with a man during her period, and halfway through, pulls out, revealing his penis to be covered in blood. She then takes a bowl of freshly trimmed pubic hair that she has prepared ahead of time - a la the gorilla mask - and tosses the trimmings around the base of the penis. Then, she takes a camera phone picture and sends it to her friends.
After she gave me a red merlin last night, I've been picking pubic hairs out of the dried blood on my penis all day.
by wizard of balls May 17, 2010
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by Flotownson January 14, 2009
Get the merlefester mug.When the pubic hair of a woman is long enough to hang down in a bushy manner which resembles the beard of the great wizard Merlin.
Jaron: I heard you hooked up with a girl last night, how was it?
Dan: Man, she had a crazy Merlin Muff. I thought she was about to start shooting magic spells from her crotch.
Dan: Man, she had a crazy Merlin Muff. I thought she was about to start shooting magic spells from her crotch.
by B3nR3177y April 19, 2017
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Get the merlino21344 mug.Merley is a very tuff girl likes to talk a lot but she is the realist girl you will ever meet she may seem like a smart and nice kid but once you met her and her to know her she is a bad kid she does not put up with fake girls merley well act like she does not care but deep down she loves you and cares about you
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by slonob February 1, 2004
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