matte

a great dude who is super funny. likes memes and his friends. gives good advice about guys and is always there

you should be more like matte

by asm August 16, 2017

Matte

A Male who has his eye on a girl but is either way to nervous to ask her out even though he is too anxious to even talk to her sometimes, he just needs to calm down and ask her out but still needs encouragement from a brother, a friend or the girls friend because she knows about girls.

e.g.
Matte: I really like her but I can't ask her out I just can't
Girls friend: just ask her out already
Matte: okay
Matte:I did it and my chest feels like it just caved in
Girls friend: at least you did it YAY!!!!

by Weirdowithunicorns June 5, 2016

Mattes

A person who has no issues stabbing you in the back whilst doing you doggie style

I thought we were friends, then he pulled a Mattes on me

by Frank 21222 April 16, 2009

Matt

A Matt is a true born champion, they are also very smooth with the ladies and very outgoing.
Matt's are also amazing at sports.
Everybody loves a Matt

Oh look that team has a Matt, guess we are screwed.

by MattJ21 October 26, 2014

Matt

He is a loyal friend always has your back no matter what. Best personality. He is cute,smart, and funny and you will never meet another one like him so take your shot!

He is so cute!
Matt is my bestie!

by SecretGirl-101 December 27, 2017

Matt

The shy kid that everyone likes but noone especially takes notice too.

That kid is a matt, he's so cute but I wouldn't date him.

by Themattster69 February 26, 2011

Matt

A Matt comes with incredible eyes and A1 graded kissing lips complete with lip ring. A Matt spends all his time and money in a frenzied state of euphoria on his throne using sticks to perform buzz rolls on round cylinders of various sizes while smashing tin plates at the same time to get his groove on. A Matt will bring you vegetarian food when neccessary or be the designated driver if needed. A Matt is a friend of the highest caliber. You will usually see a Matt with groupies hanging all over him which he considers nazzty. Matts reside in a state of oblivion with no clue about anything that goes on around them except the sight and sound of drum sets and drum music. A Matt has an uncanny abilty to make you laugh hysterically and to talk for hours about his random ahmazing interests and experiences. A Matt is a perfect combo of single stroke rolls, ruffs, and paradiddles. A Matt is a masterful combination of good looks, humor and sexiness all packed into a babyface giant package of superb drum skills.

Drummer 1: WOW now that is one heck of a Matt solo.
Drummer 2: I gotta get my Matt on like that wut wut yea.

by Lilydontknow February 11, 2010