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masterbater

Masterbater, also known as a Kitty killer, is a man who gives himself sexual pleasure by himself by taking his hand and rubbing the penis until the pleasure is acheived.
Ed is a masterbater and will masterbate at anytime he can.
by Grim January 20, 2005
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ferociously masterbating

beating your meat so hard that it would appear that you were about to rip it off
Dan masterbated so ferociously that he started bleeding
by Laurier November 24, 2004
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masterbater king

he who masturbates in a more majestic fashion than the rest of them. he is a king of masturbation and all the masterbaters ever existed... from 10 b.c he had the crown.
simone: the masterbater king ain't dead yet and he's like 100 years old
by 4 niggas blazed up July 14, 2011
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masterbational

Seeing wendy's boobies is masterbational!
by B.J.08 January 12, 2009
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masterbation juice

its jizz, semen, and masterbation juice
Chris: Hey kyle what are you doing under the bed

Kyle: I made some masterbation juice and it got all in my hair
by kyle mcclay September 25, 2006
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mutual masterbation

Mutual masterbation is when two or more males get together in a room and masterbate infront of each other. They may get naked and sit in a cirle and masterbate the person to their left or they may just all masterbate themselfs at the same time. There are many variations.
When two friends meet in a room and they strip off and then masterbate each other until they ejaculate, this is an example of mutual masterbation.
by Jonathon C June 18, 2006
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verbally masterbating

When one talks about himself to a second party as being better than the rest of the population. While it is said to someone else, it is really just intended for the person to hear out loud how "awesome" they are. May be done out of deep-seated insecurity.
Matt: "I am going to be the most awesome lawyer. I am just a really compelling speaker blah blah blah"
Other people later: "Goddamn Matt was verbally masterbating so much there might be chafing."
by yeah April 13, 2003
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