Massage Mill

A massage center that abuses and underpays massage therapists to churn out a large number of massages per day. Typically employs a lot of young women and POC.

"Hey! That massage place is offering one hour massages for only $60!"

"Bro, that place is a Massage Mill. The therapists are so busted, the massages aren't even worth $60."

by doublyy March 19, 2021

Oral Massage

The act of being lied to by another which produces a positive sensation despite the person knowing it is a lie.

Although Kenny knew that Alisha had "Frenched" his best friend last night, her oral massage which consisted of her doing it in order to be a better kisser for him made him feel good.

by von groovy May 17, 2017

bpm massage

bpm massage or beat per minute massage, is the soothing of symptoms developed from working extensively with a click track while recording music, by listening to music recorded without a click track (ex. old jazz music, classical music..)

After a long day of drum recording to a click track, he finally got some bpm massage from Duke Ellington!

by Anneli Drecker February 25, 2008

Orc Massage

That one game with nudity in it where you play as an Orc that massages half-naked women, whose boss is a Goblin. During a Vinesauce stream a chat member mentioned the game to Vinny, where it became a big meme afterwards in the Vinesauce community. He actually streamed the game on his Twitch, where he had to censor most of the game because he doesn’t want to risk getting banned from the platform.

Vinny: *Sees Orc Massage* “What the fuck is this?”

by NepgearAfficionado June 15, 2022

Massage in a Brothel

Unofficial theme song of the police vice squad. It is a play on the title of the 1970s hit song, "Message in a Bottle", ironically made famous by the British pop group, The Police. "Massage in a Brothel" is intended to highlight the preference for some corrupt police to receive payment in the form of sexual services rather than money when soliciting bribes from prostitutes.

Detective Brown won't take money from prostitutes. He prefers a "massage in a brothel".

by austbeacon May 4, 2013

taint massage

Using your hand,gently message the taint until your partner is ready to be mounted.

Wow Nic sure knows how to perform a taint massage. That cow is about ready to mount!

by COYBOY NIC May 16, 2018

Gateway Massage

Massage that leads to sex

Ted gave Jan a gateway massage because he hoped it would help him get laid.

by Barry Spanier January 26, 2020