toilet massage

when your pet cat is on your back purring while you are taking a shit.

I had an epic toilet massage this morning before leaving for work

by cavemaneyebrows July 22, 2017

Dick Massage

Masturbation, yep masturbation!

Lil Big Dicc: Ay yo nigga I had a damn fuckin' Dick Massage for free your dirty lookin'-ass nigga
Big Boi Nigga Dj: Ay are you fuckin' dumb, fool? that's fucking jackin' off to hot girls on magazines Nigga!
Lil Big Dicc: ... yeah that it fool!
Big Boi Nigga Dj: I knew you where fuckin dumb, now get the fuck out of ma crib homie!

by Fuckingswett dude February 16, 2020

bpm massage

bpm massage or beat per minute massage, is the soothing of symptoms developed from working extensively with a click track while recording music, by listening to music recorded without a click track (ex. old jazz music, classical music..)

After a long day of drum recording to a click track, he finally got some bpm massage from Duke Ellington!

by Anneli Drecker February 25, 2008

Angry massage

When a wife asks a husband for a massage without sex, he Jack's off on her back rubs it in and goes to sleep.

Wife to girlfriend: Dean must be mad, he gave me an angry massage last night.

by Mongo likes candy April 5, 2023

massaging kink

When your partner massages the knots out of you back and the moans from pain turn them on.

"Oh yeah that guy was kinky, he had a massaging kink"
"No way, I'm so jealous!"

by Dudethatsforshizuptheyinyang January 18, 2018

taint massage

Using your hand,gently message the taint until your partner is ready to be mounted.

Wow Nic sure knows how to perform a taint massage. That cow is about ready to mount!

by COYBOY NIC May 16, 2018

Gateway Massage

Massage that leads to sex

Ted gave Jan a gateway massage because he hoped it would help him get laid.

by Barry Spanier January 26, 2020