A massage center that abuses and underpays massage therapists to churn out a large number of massages per day. Typically employs a lot of young women and POC.
"Hey! That massage place is offering one hour massages for only $60!"
"Bro, that place is a Massage Mill. The therapists are so busted, the massages aren't even worth $60."
"Bro, that place is a Massage Mill. The therapists are so busted, the massages aren't even worth $60."
by doublyy March 19, 2021
Get the Massage Millmug. When you are getting a massage, and the therapist tickles your butthole, she often looks at your spider puff, and it looks back at her.
Yo motherfucker, I was at that place on mulberry last night and the kinky chinky started rubbing my popcorn, giving me a spidey massage. dude it was amazing, I blew my load immediately.
by Big Dick ry April 29, 2022
Get the spidey massagemug. Lil Big Dicc: Ay yo nigga I had a damn fuckin' Dick Massage for free your dirty lookin'-ass nigga
Big Boi Nigga Dj: Ay are you fuckin' dumb, fool? that's fucking jackin' off to hot girls on magazines Nigga!
Lil Big Dicc: ... yeah that it fool!
Big Boi Nigga Dj: I knew you where fuckin dumb, now get the fuck out of ma crib homie!
Big Boi Nigga Dj: Ay are you fuckin' dumb, fool? that's fucking jackin' off to hot girls on magazines Nigga!
Lil Big Dicc: ... yeah that it fool!
Big Boi Nigga Dj: I knew you where fuckin dumb, now get the fuck out of ma crib homie!
by Fuckingswett dude February 16, 2020
Get the Dick Massagemug. The act of being lied to by another which produces a positive sensation despite the person knowing it is a lie.
Although Kenny knew that Alisha had "Frenched" his best friend last night, her oral massage which consisted of her doing it in order to be a better kisser for him made him feel good.
by von groovy May 17, 2017
Get the Oral Massagemug. Unofficial theme song of the police vice squad. It is a play on the title of the 1970s hit song, "Message in a Bottle", ironically made famous by the British pop group, The Police. "Massage in a Brothel" is intended to highlight the preference for some corrupt police to receive payment in the form of sexual services rather than money when soliciting bribes from prostitutes.
by austbeacon May 4, 2013
Get the Massage in a Brothelmug. When a wife asks a husband for a massage without sex, he Jack's off on her back rubs it in and goes to sleep.
by Mongo likes candy April 5, 2023
Get the Angry massagemug. by Dudethatsforshizuptheyinyang January 18, 2018
Get the massaging kinkmug.