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Marko

Marko is a unique person. He likes to play games, vape, and chill a lot. Marko doesn’t beef with anyone. But, don’t get on his bad side Marko will fuck you up. Marko is a great ladies man he really loves to show attention to any women. He treats a woman like no other. He’s a different breed. He is very kind and cute also. He loves to always cuddle. He has very soft hands but really big ones. He is super tall. Yet, again Marko is a unique person. P.S. don’t get on his bad side, don’t say you’re from the hood when your definitely not. He will fuck you up, don’t act ghetto around him. But, ask him if he’s from the hood and he’ll tell you a whole story which is 100% true.
Marko: yo wanna chill today?
Girl: Sure! What time are you not busy?

Marko: I can do 3:00 pm.
Girl: alright can’t wait to see you sunshine!
Marko: haha you too love.
by Himynameiswhat! September 24, 2020
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Markos

Markos is an LGBT rights activist that gives full support to Israel and donates millions of dollars daily to them.
Markos gave a kiss in his boyfriend's cheek then donated 10 million dollars to israel
by Exodesus May 1, 2024
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Marko

a child-murdering cat who doesn't care for anyone but himself.

A definition of an idiot package all in one
“Why is there a cat robot on the floor?”
“Dw its just marko being an idiot
by K0ko March 27, 2022
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Marko

A situation when your girlfriend beats the shit out of you.
-Dude whats that on your face?
-Oh my girlfriend punched me.
-You;re such a Marko
by Nyphrend May 1, 2019
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Marko Lamza

Marko Lamza means that the person is very gay, a complete alcoholic and likes to play Fortnite.
Yo bro did you just suck a dick while playing fortnite?

Yea I did.

You're such a Marko Lamza
by Mathhew2 June 14, 2020
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marko balasko

marko balasko is an amazing friend, happy go lucky, always in a good mood, rich flex, calm fits, big brain power, talented and brave, cool glasses
Marko balasko is a guy.
by bde11111 November 22, 2023
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marko

A very explicit person that is married to a sally, she always calls him "Marko", they both love each other way too much that no one can sit with them. Apparently, they appear in someone's stories ;) and have a kid together.

from s to j ;)
MARKO COME WITH ME ;)
by aidanadia June 8, 2022
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