Marines

M A R I N E -
M - Muscles
A - Are
R - Requested
I - Intelligence
N - Never
E - Expected

Marines - The word Marine, look it up in Websters (that's a dictionary for you JAR HEADS): "Of or relating to the sea." Huh, kind of sounds like the Navy. Marines don't like the Navy, I guess I wouldn't either if I had to be second to the Navy as in the "DEPARTMENT OF THE NAVY"!!!! Hey, they are the Naval Infantry, not to demean the Seals. Here's a joke: "I couldn't join the Marines! Why? When I went to go see the Marine Recruiter, I couldn't fit my head in the jar that was on his desk!"

by The Fresh Man April 19, 2006

marines

Acronym for:
Muscles
Are
Required
Intelligence
Not
ESsential

Do now, think later

by Isaac March 19, 2004

marines

a person who thinks they are special for doing dangerous, usually fruitless tasks; cannon fodder.

it seems like a lost cause, send in the marines and see what happens.

by uncanny September 18, 2006

marines

Guys who weren't smart enough to join the United States Army. The Airborne Rangers and Special Forces make these guys look like babies.

Little Boy: Hey Mr. Marine! Can I wear your hat?
Marine: Sure thing son!
Little Boy: Oh boy!
Airborne Ranger: Hey...what the hell are you supposed to be?
Little Boy: A marine!
Airborne Ranger: A marine eh? Well I'm an Airborne Ranger wanna suck my dick?
Little Boy: Oh no sir! I'm not a REAL Marine! I'm just wearing his hat!

ohhh boy you marines

by 1337Fork April 19, 2007

marines

First in, first dead.

Marines are usually the first casualties in war.

by Root Beer January 12, 2007

marines

Mostly
Army
Rangers
In
Need of
Equipment

go army....................

by ARMY kicks marines ass July 2, 2004

Marines

Where you get fucked by the green weenie.

"Are you going to Bills wedding?"
Nah I'm in the Marines.

by Gggggggyyyyyy February 19, 2015