Marble Madness

When one person places marbles into the anal cavity of another person while they are asleep. When the person next moves a bowel the marbles come with it and the person is rendered mad wondering where the marbles came from.

I got Jimmy with Marble Madness last night. Then this morning he was admitted to psychiatric therapy.

by David Tilley December 28, 2007

marble pusher

A gay sex act in which one pushes his testicles into the other's mouth.

David was tired of listening to Alex talk so he became a marble pusher temporarily.

by Bjorn the Unicorn February 4, 2009

marble sack

A little boy's underwear briefs.

We were embarrassed when we had a formal dinner and my little boy came out and started running around wearing only his marble sack.

by Bill From Broad Run December 12, 2008

Marble Ceiling

Discriminatory barrier keeping a certain class of people out of an upper echelon of American government.

( No, not a "certain class." As the first female speaker of the house she was specifically talking about women. They were the original victims in the term "glass ceiling." )

Distinguished from a glass ceiling because not only is this class prevented from rising to the next level, they cannot even see what is going on up there.

( LOL NO, not even close. It's because there's a shit ton of marble in the capitol building, not because she randomly pulled marble out of her ass to use as an example of an opaque material. )

GJ UD for putting an obviously ignorant interpretation as the definition of the day! DURRRRRRR

"When my colleagues elect me as speaker on January 4, we will not just break through a glass ceiling, we will break through a marble ceiling." - Nancy Pelosi, Jan. 3, 2007.

by solstafeer May 20, 2010

Marble Nips

When the nipples not only become erect for no reason, but also red and painful. Usually occurs during puberty.

I woke up feeling like some one gave me a tittie twister, turns out I had marble nips.

by Iamonfirepleasehelp June 30, 2009

Jewish Marble

When a woman fully lasers her pubic hair.

I loved it when my girl got her last pubic laser treatment. Now she got that Jewish Marble!

by Virgule' April 29, 2019

marble purse

When your brother beats you so many times at marbles and doesnt share them the next day and you dont get to have fun playing marbles cause he is a jerk and so you just take his marble purse and hit him in the jewels

Dave if you want to play video games give the McMurty boy the old marble purse.

by Cripplecatmeowdaddyisawapuddyc September 29, 2020