Saugus Malden

He is a warlord, a demon, a robot, and a dragon. He is the fierce ruler of the planet Earth.

Husband to Hess-Ursula Malden, Queen of Marthox 7.
Father to Buxbee Malden the possibly illegitimate child of Hess and Saugus.

Kidnapped from a public swimming pool early on in his life, he was given super powers by aliens and they brainwashed him to take over the world.

Also See:

"The Ballad of Saugus Malden" - The Epic poem written by disciples of the Malden Clan etching the heroic and historic tale of his virtues and vices in the great continuum of time. It is said that upon hearing the chorus of the ballad women are instantaneously impregnated with the child of Saugus and men feel the deep desire to serve in his ever reaching army.

Favorite words include: Churl, nudie, taint, Wendy's.

Also also see:

"The Chronicles of Hess-Ursula" - A short work based on Hess' hell bent mission to remove the word "please" from the past, present, and future.

HAIL SAUGUS! HAIL SAUGUS! King of the Underworld! King of all that is! King of Wendy's! HAIL SAUGUS!

Dude, that Saugus Malden guy is mean.

Dude, that Saugus Malden guy is wicked awesome.

Dude, THATS SAUGUS MALDEN!

by Buxbee May 8, 2008

maladactyle

Some big dumb bitch.

That maladactyle is out of control. "Caw Caw Caw"

by edgarnitty March 27, 2008

Malder

Someone in the Maldives shiting their pants and wiping it on a guy named Troy

You’re a malder buddy

by Zepho throning November 29, 2022

chronic distaff-induced cardiovascular malady

A male heart disease caused by the constant nagging of women over a period of time. (cdicm for short). Short term ailments are dubbed the nagging effect

Men die earlier than women because of cdicm (chronic distaff-induced cardiovascular malady).
Dude don't marry her, youll get cdicm (chronic distaff-induced cardiovascular malady).

by EZorLeche November 1, 2009

Maladaption

noun: failure or refusal to assimilate into a new environment or society

Western societies that tolerate barbaric 3rd world customs within their territory is an example of a maladaption.

In the movie STAR TREK: FIRST CONTACT, when the Federation defeated the Borg, that was a maladation -- at least from the perspective of the Borg (who I supported).

by Grammar is, Stupid July 29, 2009

Macade

Someone who travels a lot.

Macade drove all over north america and he still wants more.

by Quietdrive February 3, 2010

Malayed

Over the generations, many people have been minding their own business, getting on with life, and just generally having a laugh. There are a certain group of people that like to put stops to this as violence and some come to the point of being hospitalized after being Malayed. The term can be used in many ways, but the main form is when one is randomly aggravated by an angry group of malaysian youths who are too big for their boots. Those who are malayed usually end up with cuts and some even stab wounds, as being malayed also refers to one being layed off by a group outnumbering you and/or someone or a group of people using weapons agains the classic one on one fighter to get their advantage over their scrawny counterparts.

John: Shit man, the other night i just got randomly attacked by a bunch of caramel kids out of nowhere when I was out for a smoke, now look at this cut!

Mark: Oh shit man! You definetly got malayed.

by TheBestestBrittest November 1, 2009