Short sleeved magician

Someone that is very predictable.

<You can see whats coming.>

Some Guy: "So uh, Frank called me on my birthday; then he asked me if he could borrow some money."

Demetri: "Pfft, Frank... That guys a real short sleeved magician."

by frggr February 26, 2010

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Magician

The derogatory act of having doggy style intercourse with a lady (or lad), then when close to climax, spitting on her back in order to trick her into believing you relieved your semen on her, then, when the girl turns around, ejaculating on her face, snapping your fingers, and proclaiming: "Abracadabra Bitch!"

Example 1:
Guy: Oohh yeah I'm coming all over your back!
Bitch: *turning around* Hey that wasn't as much as usual! Argh!
Guy: *Sperming* Abracadabra Biatch!! *Snaps Finger*

Example 2:
Yo that slag said she didn't wanna swallow, so I pulled the magician on her ass.

by Adm04 August 1, 2021

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Magician

Someone who disappears AKA a dad

Did you see Kat’s dad he’s such a magician

by Chickennutts666 December 31, 2021

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I’m a Magician

This phrase once known as a statement of someone claiming that they are a magician, but now the statement has been redirect to a phrase of humor. Using this phrase in a fast, but confident tone will lead it so sound like “I’m a ma chin chin.” If you have gotten the phrase to sound like this. You have became an expert beyond the experts. Molly’s of the Molly’s. Meaning your the most funniest person I know. This statement is used to bring joy and laughter into others hearts. Especially if you get it to sound like “Ima ma chin chin.” It is also, the ability to fit in a small little box since it originated from someone being able to fit in small little box. Magic!

Jose: Hey, how the heck did you fit in that little box?
Molly: I’m a ma chin chin.
Jose: What? What do you mean?
Molly: I’m a Magician.

by s7.m7n November 22, 2019

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meatball magician

a hoe that can make you and your homie's testicles dissappear with zero effort

"aashia scott was an amazing meatball magician, she made both of my white balls disappear without any hassle!"

"damn aa'shia, the way u swallowed those nuts, I would've thought you majored in being a meatball magician at college!!"

by TheEvilLotionCollector August 21, 2022

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