macoroni

a secret word you and your amazing boyfriend who doesnt have a cell phone use so that you know who you are textig when they borrow there friends phone. That way the friend can not pretend to be ur amazing boyfriend.

Text Message received form Dillon :

Hey whats up? Macoroni.

That way I know its Toby.

by Charlybrown July 9, 2009

maroon

The horrible colour thats forms as a result of mixing shit and blood when wiping your ass. It results in a catch 22 situation where you are forced to decide whether to carry on wiping or leave it be.

The recommended solution is to continue with a wet wipe using a dabbing technique. If available, apply savlon after.

Anon 1: Why you walking like that?
Anon 2: Just took a shit.
Anon 1: So why you walking like that?
Anon 2: I saw maroon and was forced to carry wiping.
Anon 1: Shit man, are you OK?

by OndaLash July 19, 2011

Maroon

A Homosexual Cameron

Friend: "You are so gay bro"
Cameron: "Yes, yes I am. MAROONS RULE"

by mllttt December 4, 2019

maroon 5

hot sizzlin' band. ohhhh! very delicous

i have a big crush on their lead vocalist. you're so hot baby boy! i know you like a bitch like me. i've seen your videos and some of the scenes are involve w/ sex. Oh! how delirious. i wanna fuck you! i'm very horny!!! ah! oh! eh! uh! ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!

by bitchinnewyork November 19, 2004

Maroon 5

A man poking a female's ass with five fingers and kissing the girl on the lips.

A cute girl walked by a guy and the guy saw her ass and thought it was cute, so he poked it (i.e. a "Maroon 5") with his five fingers and kissed her.

by gizmo19961 July 3, 2009

maroon

Marine

Those maroons love to jog all day on the beach.

by frishy May 15, 2010

Macron

Some French guy who rules france and hates Islam

Macron: we will abolish Islam once and for all
Islam extremists: oh yeah well… *flys plane to effiel tower killing macron”

by Some1 @ the internet July 17, 2021