When you take out the silicon mold of a vagina from a Pocket Pussy and start smacking people with it.
man 1: bro, that riot was messed up someone hit me with a pocket pussy!
man 2:oh, uhh sorry dude that was me
man 1: what?
man 2: yeah that was my cooter mace
man 2:oh, uhh sorry dude that was me
man 1: what?
man 2: yeah that was my cooter mace
by ToeName August 17, 2018
Get the cooter macemug. 
When you take a metal rod and put it through a mayonnaise and freeze it and after that you take it out and it become a Mayonnaise Mace
by DingleEater November 28, 2022
Get the Mayonnaise macemug. The next level of a "doppyflong" wherein you sew or fasten several large dildos to the outside of a bag or to the end of a stick, then beat someone with the doppyflong mace
by Doppyflonger April 28, 2025
Get the Doppyflong Macemug. One of the most eclectic, eccentric lyricist/ artists. If you've ever heard his music and couldn't truly appreciate it you're uncouth. If you've heard him and appreciated it then your blessed with vast and genuine taste. Good job.
I gotta maintain despite the amount of rain- Ace Mace
Girl, your love is worth more than any metal- Ace Mace
Girl, your love is worth more than any metal- Ace Mace
by 413rdA-M February 8, 2018
Get the ace macemug. After a man shaved his balls, the hairs grow back a little and become sharp and spiked, stabbing the sides of the mans legs
by Anonymous January 18, 2021
Get the mace ballsmug.