lobster claw

A sexual act similar to the shocker, in which the thumb is inserted in the vaginal opening and the remaining 4 fingers are inserted in the anus. The position of the hand resembles the large claw of a common lobster.

'She was so slutty, I pulled off the lobster claw! Her asshole was that loose.'

by Professor Murder March 10, 2005

Crotch Lobster

Little tiny insects that live in the hairs of one's pubic region, AKA crabs

OHHHH Nellie, I gotta shave my hairy balls because they are infested with Crotch Lobsters

by Ryan Byrd May 18, 2005

Looks like I'm going for a swim

A hit Nicki Minaj song that is a big boy meme on tiktok

Me: I don't know how to put looks like I'm going for a swim in a sentence

by stoppp❤️ March 28, 2019

The Number Twelve Looks Like You

A six piece mathcore (who also incorporate elements of grindcore and experimental post-hardcore) band from New Jersey. Originally formed in 2002 with the name And Ever the group lacked a bass player. After releasing a five song demo and playing shows the band's style began to change and they soon changed their name to The Number Twelve Looks Like You (named after an episode from the television series The Twilight Zone). Since then the band is no longer a free bass outfit and have added a bassist.

The band's style is known for being very chaotic and heavy then switching to a softer more melodic sound very quickly (often multiple times in the same song) and alternating high pitched screaming, death growls, and clean singing

The band has released three full length albums which are:

Put On Your Rosy Red Glasses (2003)
nuclear. sad. nuclear (2005)
Mongrel (2007)

as well as two EP's :

An Inch of Gold for an Inch of Time (2005)
The Number Twelve Looks Like You EP (which was a Hot Topic exclusive)released in 2007

After a few lineup changes it's current members are:

Jesse Korman - Vocals
Justin Pedrick - Vocals
Alexis Pareja - Guitar
Jamie McIlroy - Guitar
Chris Russell - Bass
Jon Karel - Drums

The Number Twelve Looks Like you are one the greatest and most original bands to have ever played.

by HardcoreSam February 5, 2008

lobster knife fight

Two words: fucking epic

"Holy shit Matt, it's a fucking lobster knife fight!"
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by Matty Riffs March 26, 2009

maine lobster

When a man squirts his load all over his female friends back, because she has a serious sunburn and your trying to cool her down

Sam had a really bad sunburn so she called Mike over to give her a maine lobster.

by masterquief69 March 7, 2011

Lobster back

An archaic slur for a British person - still used humorously today (British Army used to wear red coats - lobsters are red).

That dirty Lobster back has bad teeth.

by frick1 February 24, 2010