loo

the study of loo, loo-ology ,word used for anything
describing or doing

adjictive: that is SO loo, that loo'd my ears turn it down
verb: i loo'd to the store today. i loo you.

by TAYTAY~ April 5, 2008

lucy loo

A customer who doesn't pay but just wastes your time.

I didn't get many sales in the call center today. I mostly had lucy loo's.

by VoloVolo April 19, 2018

Too da loo

Another word for a paper towel roll. Like, when you put it up to your mouth and yell, "TOO DA LOO!!!!!" It sounds funny

Hey did you throw out the too da loo?
No! *TOO DA LOO*

by Jessicarpenrod April 26, 2022

Dry Hopping the Loo Brew

The act of farting in the shower while someone else defecates in the same bathroom. Similar to how dry hopping adds flavor to home brewed beer, the bulk of the bathroom stench originates from the product in the toilet bowl while the fart produced in a steamy shower serves to accent it.

Me: *Farts in shower*

Wife (while pooping): That sounded kinda wet...

Me: I'm just dry hopping the loo brew, sweetheart.

by Hollyvvood April 18, 2017

Irish Port-a-loo

The act of tucking your trousers into your socks before soiling yourself.

"Ahh mate, I was in the middle of the mosh pit at this busy festival when I felt my stomach cramp up and it was then I knew I had to give myself an Irish port-a-loo."

by Three tit dragon November 20, 2022

loo gee sauce

An extra flavorant commonly found in oriental restaurants having either stressed-out or excessively bored kitchen staff.

I can't decide what I object to most about this hot and sour soup...the loo gee sauce or the MSG!

by Mahreeo April 30, 2006

loo paper

another word for loo roll

Person on loo: I need more loo paper.

by Censored July 14, 2008