shit locked 

its when you are going to take a shit but you have to stop on the way to tighten you asshole to keep the shit from coming out.

i was going to shit when i became shit locked and had to stop in the middle of the hall at work

shit locked by Richie1966 February 18, 2009

bowel-locked 

To fail to perform well due to tightness, or nervousness under pressure and tension.

Man, the Raiders appear totally bowel-locked at this point of the season!

bowel-locked by todh November 28, 2007

Gage Locked 

To run up to someone with Gages (hole openings in their ear) and lock a combination lock on it, the victim thus can get it off without knowing the combination or boltcutters.

bill: what the hell is that on you ear?
mike: its a combination lock, i got fuckin' Gage Locked.
bill: classic.

Gage Locked by Kohbra August 16, 2010

Couch Locked

Standard has been: "Super stoned and not wanting to move anywhere."

Actual is, super stoned, feeling the Connection, and don't want to break it. Those that Know, Know.

Observer: "Man, Steve is stoned and just couch locked."

Steve (Thinks): I love this Connection, there is absolutely nothing that is going to keep me away from it. I don't care what they think.

Observer: "Man, that is why I like the Mental stage, because getting the Connection is boring"

Steve (Thinks): Yep, most of you do. And you are missing the best part of the stone!

God Chimes In: Steve, just sitting in the Connection is not the Goal. The message must be delivered 'It is Me!'

Steve (Thinks) What? Goes down into Mental and starts playing the mind games.

God (Thinks) - Shit! This is going to be harder than I think.

Couch Locked by MattEtweg April 30, 2010

cocked and locked 

"Cocked and locked" refers to a method of carrying a pistol, often a 1911 gov't model semiauto, with a round already in the chamber and the hammer cocked back and ready to fire. It is a term coined by police who carry 1911 pistols in this manner. Usually the holster strap is inserted between the hammer and firing pin for safety, which is snapped open when needed for a fast draw. It is actually safe to carry a 1911 model pistol in this way because of the redundant safety mechanisms such as the 1911's grip safety and thumb safety to protect against any accidental discharge until the weapon is on target and the shooter is ready to fire.

I like to carry my 1911 Colt Commander "cocked and locked" in my concealment holster when I go out. I want to be instantly ready for action if I have to draw. Having to rack your slide before firing could potentially get you killed.

cocked and locked by JJRtwu2008 March 20, 2008

Couch Locked

When sitting on the couch and not moving becomes your highest priority. Often the result of smoking some dank and sitting down anywhere.

Guy: "Hey dude, we're going on a beer run. You coming?"

Guy 2: "What? Oh, no man I don't even wanna move. This couch is comfy as fuck."

Guy 3 to Guy 1: "Yeah, he always gets couch locked. I told him not to sit down!"

Couch Locked by JOHNNNNNNNNYY July 10, 2008

Nut Locked 

Unable to bust a nut. Such reasons may include, but are not limited to, impotence, blue balls, edging or orgasm deprivation. May also occur due to high frequency of repetitive wank sessions that the nuts are spent and unable to keep up and only able to dry nut.

I edged myself all night last night and in the end I got nut locked.

That ho cock teased me all night and I got nut locked.

Nut Locked by Eaton Holgoode May 3, 2018