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Lisa

Lisa's date back to France, 1816. They were strong, beautifully round women with a love for astrology. Normally, they would be seen riding in horse drawn carriages, on their way to the local opera.

In today's world, you will find a Lisa driving a sports car, dying her hair as she flips you the finger. Full of sugar and spice, Lisa's are hot and fiery! If you find one, beware. They will chew you up and spit you out, but they'll do it with a smile.

Most Lisa's are beautiful, intelligent, and love a rainy night. Buy her a book or a denim jacket and she'll be yours forever.
Loves using phrases such as, "Hella good mo fo," and "Going GTl'in pimps, catch ya on Cali time!"
Lisa: Hey jackoff I'm going to the mall. I'll catch ya on Cali time.

Brad: Sounds hot chickachacka.

Lisa: Hell yeah mo fo!
by chickachacka April 25, 2010
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Lisa

A very popilar name for mostly blond girls... Shy at first sight, but really crazy if you got to know one better. She's always fun to be with and loves joking around and laughing all the time. Lisas don't go outside without a smile on their lips. In a girl group, she's more a tentative one and doesn't like being in the centre of attention. Lisa is always there for her friends and loves shopping, though she's humble. Many guys fall in love with her, because she's all a boy could wish for: great looking, blond hair, gorgeous smile and a body hotter than the carlifornian sun... if you're looking for a warm and loving girlfriend that is down to earth despite her great looking ( actually she knows she does look hot! ) you've come to the right person to fell in love with!
by lostthenfound February 5, 2010
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Lisa

Consecrated to God, Gifted: It must give you a mental lift to be so talented, with such special gifts. When it comes to craft or art, you have a flair; In everything you do you take pride and care. Whatever your interests or talents may be, you shall reach both perfection and mastery.
Lisa is a true Child of the King. I wish I had Lisa's faith. Lisa certainly is talented. Lisa does every job, to perfection. I wish I had a beautiful daughter like Lisa.
by LovinlifeinChrist November 8, 2010
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Lisa

Either very hot,sexy and attractive or trash
Roger: omg have you’ve seen that girl Lisa?
Mark: nah she looks like trash
Roger: wtf you mean she’s hot
by partyomo October 4, 2017
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Lisa

A judgemental cunt. Does not care about anyone but herself. She's nosy, and loves to talk about everyone and everything. She thinks she is the mayor of her town. She has no consideration. She's actually one of the worst people on the planet.
I just ran into the worst person on the planet, didn't ask her name but it must've been Lisa.
by marissa1234567890 May 27, 2017
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Lisa

Lisa is really dense and clueless. Even though she is, she's a very fun and great person to be around. Her laugh is really funny and pleasant to hear, you will have the best moments with Lisa. She will make the weirdest noises and sounds but it all comes out funny in the end. She's a really great freestyle dancer and when she puts in her effort, she can dance to anything. She is a huge fan girl when it comes to things that she really likes and she tends to be pretty short. When trying new things, she will be scared at first and not try it but id you're persistent enough, she will force herself to join.
OMG! Lisa is a great dancer, I wish I could dance as good as her!
by smeldey May 30, 2019
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Lisa

person 1: I feel like a hoe
person 2: At least your name's not Lisa
by lisatheunicornllama October 2, 2015
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