LinkedIn Peek-a-boo

On LinkedIn, you have to click/tap "...see more" to read someone's full post, and you never know whether you'll get another sentence or two or a 2-page diatribe with a line break after every 5 words.

I was going to see what my professional network is up to, but I don't have time to waste my day playing LinkedIn peek-a-boo.

by CodyTheG November 14, 2022

Linked

Popping off, in sync with his surroundings or another, absolutely crushing it

"Yooo, this guy is linked rn!"

by ayepapi36 February 3, 2023

Lined

When a person gets absolutley folded so bad to the point where they can’t move. Used when a person wins a fight or when a team loses a game.

“Bro did you see that fight between Caleb and Randy?”
“Yeah dude, Randy got straight up LINED bro. It was nasty.”

by Jujuitsu Gozen February 18, 2023

LinkedInfluencer

A LinkedInfluencer is a LinkedIn influencer (hence the combination of the words); or someone who is all about being famous, popular, and making as many connections as possible on LinkedIn. Sometimes this term can be reduced to "LI" or "LINF".

Did you see how many thousands of connections he has on LinkedIn? What a LinkedInfluencer!

I am so famous on LinkedIn, my posts get so many reactions and comments. I suppose you could call me a LinkedInfluencer!

by LingDanc803 February 23, 2023

LinkedInaversary

Your date of connecting with someone on LinkedIn. (LinkedIn anniversary)

Happy LinkedInaversary!

Wow, our LinkedInaversary is coming up. It's been several years..

by LingDanc803 March 1, 2023

LANCED

To die a cruel and unusual death by boredom, PowerPoint, charts, and emergency drill procedures. Known to cause blindness (temporary or permanent) from having to stare at loud, multi-colored Ralph Furley-looking button-up shirts.

I was sucked into an emergency meeting today and my partner was Lanced; I'm going to miss him.

by TotalFraud73 May 10, 2023

Lanced

A cruel and unusual form of death from PowerPoint, charts, long meetings, and emergency management procedures. Known to cause Blindness (temporary or permanent) from having to stare at loud, multi-colored, Ralph Furley-looking button-up shirts.

I am glad I didn't go to that meeting, it was a certain death from being Lanced.

by TotalFraud73 May 10, 2023