a lemon

How people in the American south say eleven.
Look at the time... it’s a lemon o’ clock.
by Guy Steve April 29, 2021
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lemons

Lets Throw Lemons At People!!
by A*Girl July 06, 2006
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The lemon

When a cnn anchor sticks his hand down his pants and rubs his sweaty balls and then touches your mustache with his smelly fingers.
I had to drive home from the white house correspondence dinner with a stinky mustache because someone at my table gave me the lemon
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Lemon

A person who is completely sour or has a bad attitude.
Man A.J. Stanton, you're a total lemon.
by Lame lay June 03, 2016
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Lemon

What the fuck? Are you goddamned retarded? It's a fucking lemon you special ed motherfucker. Jesus Christ who let this window licker off of the short bus? Motherfucker searching "Lemon" on UrbanDictionary. Get back in the special ed room before I kick your retarded ass back in there.
Jim:This retarded ass motherfucker just searched "Lemon" on Urban Dictionary.

John: What a fucking window licker.
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Lemons

An Underground street name for weed.
Can be used as follows.

Lemons = Weed.
Lime = Tabacco
Lime and Lemons = Tabacco and Weed
Sour = Getting Stoned/High.
Sucking Some Lemons = Smoking Some Weed.
"I'm going down to my mates house later to fo and suck some lemons, may mix a little bit of lime in aswell. Should get nice and sour"

by Mr.Smook July 02, 2007
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Lemon

A person in the company of a couple who feels out of place. Much like a gooseberry. Comes from the simple fact that everyone has a single lemon in their fruitbowl, which looks and feels out of place. (I may have made that last bit up)
I spent the evening with Beatrice and Archie last night and felt like a right lemon.
by jimbo January 26, 2005
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