the sexist, gummiest, curly headed beast that's not one to shy away from a fight. He pulls all the hoes, and he'll pull up to your crib beat the fuck out you, turn around to your girl and consensually fuck her till she calls him daddy (they usually do in 5 seconds) then pull out because no one disserves his nut, kill you and then grind on Xbox 360 till he feels like doing again. he also shoots people if they disrespect him and is loyal, caring, kind and optimistic despite what he may do, just make sure to not get on his bad side.
"that dude Lavont? nah I'm not tryna talk shit about him if i know what's good for me but he chill asf tho and loyal just dont pillow talk him
by the poopiest October 30, 2025
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adj- similar to a neo-Luddite, but instead defines people who don't understand 1) that if the government can't pay your welfare check, the money still has to come from somewhere and 2) how poverty is related to Malthus's theory of food production
adj- similar to a neo-Luddite, but instead defines people who don't understand 1) that if the government can't pay your welfare check, the money still has to come from somewhere and 2) how poverty is related to Malthus's theory of food production
all those people who protested Trump and those women who marched on Washington, either they don't know what they are doing, or they are simply, in my mind at least, anti-Lavoisier
by Crazy Uncle Dimma January 26, 2017
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Get the Joshua Lavon muthafuckin Parcher mug.A very amazing person with an heart of gold and beauty, someone with a charming smile that makes everyone glo, someone with a mind of purity that gives you awe
You’re so precious like Kanye Lavoncé
You’re so charming with a kind heart, almost like Kanye Lavoncé
You’re so charming with a kind heart, almost like Kanye Lavoncé
by Chicken nugget j November 24, 2021
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Demi-Lavoto gay is Wanting attention for being gay without actually being gay.
Demi-Lavoto gay is Wanting attention for being gay without actually being gay.
by Thomas Timothy Gregers the 4th February 2, 2022
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