northern lassy

A true lady, not stuck up but oozes class and self respect. Knows how to take care of her man and is a fantastic mother. Has sound morals and wouldnt watch a dog go hungry.

Hey what a canny lass, must be a northern lassy!

I want to marry a northern lassy!

by lorraine scott August 29, 2006

Lasso

The act of mounting a girl and spraying your offspring-glue onto her chesticles.

"Yo, I lassoed her last night in someone's front lawn."

"Dude, I'm calling the cops."

by The Wyld Stallyn April 7, 2010

Lasshole

Someone who thinks they're the greatest but is a dud. Has a hard time deciding what color underwear to put on. Has a harder time differentiating whether they're just an asshole or homosexual which is accepted in most parts of the world today.

example : to lash out ; be upset about something
example : put name here is being an asshole today
example : tally called logan an asshole for making molly cry
example : logan was an asshole in so many ways but kind in a few which makes him a lasshole

lasshole is an asshole
lasshole can be surprisingly kind
lasshole is a closet homosexual

by SGT.UNsweet January 30, 2008

stink lasso

(n) to silently release a fart when having a conversation with a friend, co-worker or person. Once the fart has been completely released, the farter must then abruptly end the converstation by alerting the fartee by stating, "I just stink lasso'd you".

Greg: Listen to this, I was downtown last night with my girlfriend. I ran into Tiger Woods and he---
Tim: I just stink lasso'd you <walks away>

by Daniel San April 9, 2006

Lassie Licks

When a girl spreads peanut butter on her vagina and lets her dog lick it. EWWW.

Amber says: "Omg, girl, I am so horny but I'm wearing this chastity ring!"

Michelle says: "Just get your dog to give you some Lassie Licks, that's what I do. Then you're still technically a virgin!"

by aj/dg October 9, 2008

Lampshade Lassie

A female who has a nice body, but the face of a Tijuana rat dog. Not able to look at her face, but still wanting to go rib deep on the gal, you take a lamp shade and place it atop her head, like a vet does to an wounded dog. Thus, giving her the Lampshade Lassie.

"We were all down at the bar, and this really annoying bitch with a face like Beaker from the Muppets, kept busting our balls all night. Problem is, she’s got a pretty sweet body. So we took her upstairs and all had a go at her, each one of us gave her a Lampshade Lassie from behind."

Tim - "Whoa look at that chicks ass...unreal."

Dave - "Nah buddy, she's not what you expect, wait until she turns around."

Tim - "Why, looks good to me."

Carl - "Full on Lampshade Lassie bro! I think she may have even starred in Vol. 1 of Lampshade Vixens"

by Tommy Tee November 8, 2006

mango lassi

a typical drink you will find in a desi or indian restaraunt... full of mango goodness... guaranteed to gain atleast 5 pounds after a glassfull

waiter: and what would you like to drink
you: mango lassi

by Rani of the Roses March 18, 2007