labido

Sexual drive. A mojo of sorts.

The sex is no good because Bob lost his labido.

by AutumnBriggs May 14, 2006

labia

the lips around the vagina which decide if the mans cock comes in or not

Cock: can i come in? im really hard and i want you really bad..
Labia:why should i? do i owe you anything?
but i will think about it cuz part of that is me having fun too...
Cock: ok but hurry....
Labia: oh dont you rush me..!!

by yara November 10, 2007

labiaist

A person, typically male, who is frequently intimate with willing female participants. A labiaist is usual pleasing to the eye and able to have his pick of the female pack

J: Wow, 4 girls in 3 days, that's impressive
T: Yeah, that guy's a total labiaist.
J: Don't you mean cocksman?
T: No, i meant labiaist, it's newer

by m. Stephen December 20, 2007

labialicious

An adjective derived from the name for the fleshy skin on the external female genitalia. It describes a person in a state of pure sensuousness or sexiness, e.g. horny and sumptuous. Usually, refrenced to girls or people who are "shockingly" feminine.

Your girlfriend is quite labialicious in the sheets.

by Dan Racho July 16, 2006

Flabby Labia

When ones labia becomes loose and flappy. Also, when a man is extremely poor at performing in any athletic activity. Examples of which are awkward running, basketball skills, and most notably tennis.

Johnny
"Wow, Jim really sucks at tennis!"
Doug
"Well Johnny, thats probably because he has a flabby labia."
Johnny
"Oh, that makes much more sense, no wonder he sucks at tennis."

by Kbad ILLgauskus April 30, 2008

Blue Labia

A tragic condition affecting women similar to Blue Balls, where the labia becomes engorged in preparation for penetration, and circumstances leave the labia untouched or unsatisfied. While not as severe as Blue Balls in terms of physical pain, I think we can all agree an untouched labia is appalling.

My boner kryptonite was in full affect last night and I was left with blue labia.

by SBeezy-Beezle January 12, 2011

Laibs Daibs

Laibs Daibs is Jaibs Caibs and they be an army along with flubs drabs and everyone they be using vaseline on their face because it it so royal to the luyluy.

All the little laibs daibs dancing in the moonlight!

by Mrs. Flubs January 10, 2013