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Keffelt

A keffelt is bits of undigested food in one's shit
"Oh dear I don't know if those are pin worms or keffelts! Should I see a doctor or something?"
by UHYUUNUJM November 30, 2023
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Keffelt

Keffelts are bits of undigested food in one's shit
"Oh dear I don't know if those are keffelts or pin worms! Should I see a doctor?"
by UHYUUNUJM November 30, 2023
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keff

etwas ist Atemberaubend; etwas ist unverständlich gut

Vom alt-mittelhoch-deutschen „kräft“
Die Theatervorstellung war keff!

Der Unterschied zwischen einem Huhn ist keff!
by Benjamin Clara Schmedes February 12, 2024
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Kwelfing

The sexual act of an individual opening their mouth for another individual to burp inside of, and then fart inside of. Once both gases are inside of the mouth, the individual starts edging for as long as they can. After nutting, the amount of minutes edged determines how long the individual will have to watch gay porn for.
My dawg Wyatt started kwelfing last week, and ended up watching gay porn for an hour and seven minutes. What a shithead.
by RedheadsEdge March 25, 2024
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Keffiyeh Karen

They are a Species of the Karen Genus and share similar traits. Like Karen, they are easily offended or misgendered and then cry about not feeling comfortable or safe. Often, hunger strikes between lunch and dinner. She will always call an ambulance to change a tampon and then complain about it to the EMT’s Manager.

However, unlike their Native Karen, this subset supports the violent and barbaric intentional murder of Jewish & Muslim babies and the gang-rape of Israeli women. This doesn't make them uncomfortable at all. If the victim is Jewish/Israeli, Keffiyeh Karen invents CONTEXT to approve murder and rape.

However, you can't call a Keffiyeh Karen out on their hypocrisy for supporting murderers, rapists, and kidnappers. Because then The Keffiyeh Karen will be OFFENDED and accuse you of ISLAMOPHOBIA, APARTHEID, and GENOCIDE.

Typically, Karens need a Revolution to fill their lives with meaning. The distinction is that Keffiyeh Karen’s finally found it with Intifada and Jihad to fill their lives with purpose and meaning. To point out, Keffiyeh Karen has not helped any civilians.

But Hamas is happy to use Keffiyeh Karens. For Hamas, Keffiyeh, Karens play an essential role against Jews, Christians, and pretty much anyone who doesn’t want to have sex with Goats. In fact, from a top-secret Hamas tactical assessment, Keffiyeh Karens are more valuable than Iran, Hezbollah, Qatar, Nukhba, and the Izz ad-Din al-Qassam Brigades combined; they are the Jihad's ultimate weapon.
Example 1: Look, Abdullah. That Keffiyeh Karen wearing a Pride Flag would probably not last very long in our home Islamic State. But we love her "fishies for fisherman."
by Snorlax#1 April 9, 2024
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keffelsnop

Someone who is unaware of the existence of the mighty Ledley King
Dude that bozo over there doesn’t know Ledley King hes such a keffelsnop
by TomHG29 June 15, 2024
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kwefing

Chicago style for “doing to much
pronunciation: qwe-fing
mann you kwefing
by westsidedude March 8, 2025
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