Acronym for "Kill myself"
you say this when someone doesn't give you what you want. they might love you, so they will oblige in hopes that you don't actually kill yourself.
you say this when someone doesn't give you what you want. they might love you, so they will oblige in hopes that you don't actually kill yourself.
Person 1: I'm leaving you.
Person 2: If you leave me I will kms.
Person 1: Fine.
Person 2: I love us :)
Person 2: If you leave me I will kms.
Person 1: Fine.
Person 2: I love us :)
by Out.Of.Focus November 28, 2023
Get the Kmsmug. me: whats 9*11
dumbass: 9
me: hell to the fucking no
dumbass: maybe..................999?
me: take the one nine 9 away please
dumbass: uh...........9, again?
Me: c'mon now, you're kms. if 9 isn't correct the first damn time, what the hell tells your brain to say, AGAIN????????? and the answer is 99 you dumbass hoe
dumbass: 9
me: hell to the fucking no
dumbass: maybe..................999?
me: take the one nine 9 away please
dumbass: uh...........9, again?
Me: c'mon now, you're kms. if 9 isn't correct the first damn time, what the hell tells your brain to say, AGAIN????????? and the answer is 99 you dumbass hoe
by imfunnierthankevinhart October 13, 2020
Get the kmsmug. This does not mean “kill myself” as many poor, depressed seem to think! It means “kiss me, someone!” and is a plea for physical affection. This demand should be answered at the earliest available opportunity (like tonight).
“Wowwww I just passed my driver’s test at the 16th time of asking!! kms!!”
“Hey I heard the Jonas Brothers are getting back together...kms!”
“Hey I heard the Jonas Brothers are getting back together...kms!”
by yourfavoritecheesehead February 28, 2019
Get the KMSmug. Tirpitz was the second Bismarck-class battleship built for Nazi Germany's navy during the Second World War. Named after Grand Admiral Tirpitz, the architect of the Imperial Navy Like her sister ship Bismarck Tirpitz was armed with a main battery of eight 15 in guns in four twin turrets. After a series of wartime modifications, she was 2000 tones heavier than Bismarck, making her the heaviest battleship ever built by a European navy.
in early 1941, Tirpitz served as the center piece of the Baltic Fleet intended to prevent a break-out of Soviet Baltic Fleet. In early 1942, the ship sailed to Norway to act as a deterrent against an Allied invasion.in Norway, Tirpitz was also intended to be used to intercept Allied convoys to the Soviet Union, . Tirpitz acted as a fleet in being, forcing the British Royal Navy to retain significant naval forces in the area to contain the battleship.
In September 1943, Tirpitz, along with Scharnhorst, bombarded Allied positions on Spitzbergen, the only time the ship used her main battery in an offensive role. then the ship was damaged in an attack by British submarines air raids. in 1944, British bombers with "Tallboy" bombs 3 hits that caused the ship to capsize rapidly. A fire spread to the magazine for her main battery turrets, which an explosion. between 950 to 1,204 crew members died Between 1948 and 1957, the wreck was scraped by a joint Norwegian and German salvage operation.
in early 1941, Tirpitz served as the center piece of the Baltic Fleet intended to prevent a break-out of Soviet Baltic Fleet. In early 1942, the ship sailed to Norway to act as a deterrent against an Allied invasion.in Norway, Tirpitz was also intended to be used to intercept Allied convoys to the Soviet Union, . Tirpitz acted as a fleet in being, forcing the British Royal Navy to retain significant naval forces in the area to contain the battleship.
In September 1943, Tirpitz, along with Scharnhorst, bombarded Allied positions on Spitzbergen, the only time the ship used her main battery in an offensive role. then the ship was damaged in an attack by British submarines air raids. in 1944, British bombers with "Tallboy" bombs 3 hits that caused the ship to capsize rapidly. A fire spread to the magazine for her main battery turrets, which an explosion. between 950 to 1,204 crew members died Between 1948 and 1957, the wreck was scraped by a joint Norwegian and German salvage operation.
by Ussr 2023 April 8, 2024
Get the KMS Tirpitzmug. 
by deadalex March 27, 2024
Get the 13177 km/smug. KMS - stands for k1ll my self. mainly used as a jokingly manner when shit you don't want to happen happens. Or you just actually want to k1ll yourself. (used while texting)
by PizzaRolls12: December 6, 2022
Get the KMSmug.