Kia

Can’t believe Kia punched my gran, she’s even life support dirty bitch
by Patrick swazee June 01, 2020
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KIA

She was blowing me in her Kia when her mother showed up and blew it off: That blow-job was KIA!
by bs55 October 15, 2017
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Kia Forte

A zippy Mexican built subcompact sedan
Didn’t you hear? Jimmy purchased a used KIA Forte, damn thing hauls ass
by BoJack Whoreseman April 12, 2022
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Matteo and Kia

P1: Hey look that couple are just like Matteo and Kia, it’s uncanny!
P2: I know they’re the so cute.
by supersillysausage July 19, 2024
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Matteo and Kia

P1: Hey look that couple are just like Matteo and Kia, it’s uncanny!
P2: I know they’re the so cute.
by supersillysausage July 19, 2024
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Kia Stinger

A shitty sports sedan that's made by one of the most shittiest car companies out there right now. And what I mean by shitty, is that it's quality on the whole car is not there, their transmissions are garbage, and both of their turbocharged 2.0L I4 and 3.3L V6 engines are not strong whatsoever. Even though Hyundai thought about throwing in the 5.0L V8 with a whopping 420 horsepower that was formally used in the Genesis G80 and G90, but with all these dumbass ratings and all other bureaucratic bullshit that's blocking most car companies from making natural aspirated engines, Hyundai decided to ditch the decision and throw in their shitty turbocharged engines that are not as fast as the V8 which I believe was a dumb decision that was made. The Kia Stinger is an awesome looking car, there's no lie about that. But do not, and I mean DO NOT, let the looks fool you! It can be a real pain to maintain these vehicles. Whenever it gets used liberally, everything will wear out like crazy. Just beware everyone. Don't buy a Stinger! Period!
Bro! My Kia Stinger is fucking awesome man!

Me: Is it huh? Try out my Toyota Camry TRD!

Bro! You got a Camry that's boring as hell?!! That motherfucker is slow asf! And no turbos too?!!! What a fucking joke!!!

Me: Okay, so you're saying a Camry with a natural aspirated V6 with 300 horsepower can always be put to shame by that Korean pile of junk?!!

Fuck yeah bitch! I got my engine with twin turbos stocked! This fucker will beat your ass, ong!

Me: Okay, have fun sending your car to the junkyard after beating the shit out of your vehicle! Bet ya on anything it won't hit 300k miles huh?

Um... Uhh......

Me: Exactly bitch!
by Shb99 March 16, 2023
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Kia anitok

Some fat girl that got leaked in gg.grounded aka nyytards and fwbrent server, she catfished them and got swatted.
Kia anitok catfished nyytard and carried 2021 anitok
by fwkoolaid May 04, 2023
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