kablam

a childrens tv show on nickelodeon some years ago.

i just watched kablam yesterday!

by sasha December 21, 2003

KARAM

Karam (AKA Kareem) is fat, lazy, dumb, ugly, stupid, and slow. KARAM makes no friends and sits in the corner by himself regretting his life until boom he tries to hang himself but the rope breaks because he's so fat then he starts to cry. the next day he goes to school and gets bullied like usual and when he gets home he tries to stab himself but yet again he's fat, not even his dad loves him that's why he went to go get the milk for Karam's cookies but he's not back yet because he needs 3 tons of milk to complete Karam's cookie. the emo bitch can't do anything because his fingers are too large.

bully: Karam no one loves u u fat bitch.
Karam: I KNOW
*Karam starts to cry*

by Landonpromitski45637 April 21, 2022

no karamo

1. A phrase placed at one end of a statement to make an otherwise homosexual remark less homosexual.

Wow Becca, nice rack (no Karamo).

No Karamo, but that outfit looks real nice on you dude.

by SecretLover April 25, 2005

kablamo

Describes anything that is awesome or worth praise.

You met Fred Segal, thats kablamo.

Your mouthwash being gargly, thats kablamo.
Your water being watery, thats kablamo.

Your jello being wobbly, thats kablamo.
Meeting Gilbert Godfrey., thats kablamo
If you're harlem globtrotery, thats kablamo.

When your fluids are bodily, thats kablamy.

by Mrs. Lonely Island? June 11, 2006

Kalamazoo Contact

The act of ejaculating into a girls eye and then using a blow dryer to dry it on the cornea, making it hard like a contact lens.

Andrew: Hey Bryan, I noticed that your skank was walking around and knocking things over like she's blind.

Bryan: Yeah, I gave her a huge Kalamazoo Contact last night.

by DJ Dago December 16, 2010

karam

Karam means "spicy" or "funky."

Did you try that curry? That shit is MADD KARAM!

by jrak August 22, 2006

karamitis

n. an inflammation or infection of the karam resulting in overall worthlessness. Symptoms include a general propensity for greogging out.

He greogged out again? I'm concerned he may have karamitis.

by Rob Mac July 30, 2007