Kale

Slang word for “hell”

What the kale man?!

by EmilyNicole321 May 26, 2018

kale

A hot guy that has a big cock that girls are all over

i love kale he has a big cock

by pphole March 28, 2021

Riley Kale

A fine looking Italian lady, usually of prosperous ancestry, whom is quite fond of Columbian men named Sebastian. When Sebastian arrives late at night, her brother Charlie will gladly give her away for a bowl of pasta.

Sebastian: dang I rly like Riley kale and how she makes the pasta from wet and soft to hard and dry.

by thegingercringer January 30, 2021

kale baker bitch

an alternative name for One Direction's Harry Styles due to his love of kale and his past profession as a baker

"of course that Kale Baker Bitch tripped over his gold shoes again"

by ohnoniall December 1, 2015

Kale

my really awesome cool boyfriend that i love a lot he makes me very happy -🗡

“have you seen kale?”

“like the vegetable?”

“NO. it’s pronounced Kal.”

“oh then no-“
“you suck”

by kalesslvvt September 11, 2021

Kale

Kale is daddy, he'll always be there for you no matter what, he'll always love you, even if you hurt him, he'll be there for you.

Some girl: who's that
guy: my boyfriend, kale :)

by Adamtheperson September 14, 2020

Taylor and Kale

Two gay bros who swear they are straight

"Wow did you see Taylor and Kale? They were jerking each other off in the bathroom stall.

by Day_Shadow March 22, 2024