you can't have your kale and spend it too

Kale is slang for money, it's not just cabbage, which is also slang for money, so you can't have your money and spend it too. It's my updated version of the idiom, " you can't have your cake and eat it too".

Put your money in a safe place son, because you can't have your kale and spend it too.

by 2B+ November 27, 2019

kale hail

The health craze that put kale on the pedestal of ultimate smart foods.

I was never really into the kale hail phase.

by Ereck Flowers May 3, 2019

Kale

ugly bastard of hell

Kale sucks dick

by batpoop321 May 7, 2019

Kalee Gacha

A girl who likes to make Gacha videos and has a lot of friends and is naturally kind. But doesn’t have a stable posting schedule. 😡

Kalee Gacha rarely posts

by Kalee Gacha September 17, 2019

Papa Kale

a highly sophisticated individual; commonly come acrosses as a fatherly damsel. don’t be fooled by the term “papa” it is merely a term of endearment

“it’s a bird it’s a plane”
“no it’s PAPA KALE”

“i wish i was important”

“too bad ur not papa kale”

by relwigsnion April 21, 2018

Kale

The world best at takeing dildos up the ass one time he fit a hole 10 inche up his juicy ho rectum

Oh boy kale is massive

by Big daddy lavie September 6, 2017

baby kale

the best fatass dj in the world

i want baby kale as my dj

by vsdvsfDx vc April 17, 2017