Riley Kale

A fine looking Italian lady, usually of prosperous ancestry, whom is quite fond of Columbian men named Sebastian. When Sebastian arrives late at night, her brother Charlie will gladly give her away for a bowl of pasta.

Sebastian: dang I rly like Riley kale and how she makes the pasta from wet and soft to hard and dry.

by thegingercringer January 30, 2021

kale baker bitch

an alternative name for One Direction's Harry Styles due to his love of kale and his past profession as a baker

"of course that Kale Baker Bitch tripped over his gold shoes again"

by ohnoniall December 1, 2015

Kale

my really awesome cool boyfriend that i love a lot he makes me very happy -🗡

“have you seen kale?”

“like the vegetable?”

“NO. it’s pronounced Kal.”

“oh then no-“
“you suck”

by kalesslvvt September 11, 2021

Kale

Slang word for “hell”

What the kale man?!

by EmilyNicole321 May 26, 2018

kale

A hot guy that has a big cock that girls are all over

i love kale he has a big cock

by pphole March 28, 2021

Kale Bennett

A former glorious artist famous in r/aceattorneycirclejerk known for making the "Art too good for the main sub series", until he made the foolish and selfishdecision to stop drawing and left the poor members of AACJ starving to tears for peak content

Person 1: Kale Bennett has abandoned us...
Person 2: Day 179 no kalebennet drawings

by starterpack February 13, 2025

God's kale

Weed, man

Tori brought over some of God's kale, and it made watching hipsters fall on YouTube even better.

by Purple6 October 29, 2023