Google-juked

When you search for something and the split second before you tap the result you want, it changes to something completely different, taking you in an undesired direction.

I tried searching for "North Korean nukes," but got Google-juked to "North Korean nudes."

by bango_15 July 20, 2018

Juke Bomb

The act of walking into a bar, dropping a $20 in the Juke Box, selecting the same Justin Bebeir song (the most effeminate one he sings which in my opinion is all of them) over and over again until the money is gone, then immediatly exiting the premises with haste.

The bikers attempted to make it throught the fallout of a strategically placed "Juke Bomb" of the Justin Beiber song "One Less Lonely Girl". After the third playing, the bar was forced to clear out, and the man hunt for the assailent was on!

by BloatedYak March 11, 2012

Poop Juke

When you walk into the bathroom to take a poop and someone that you don't want to see you poop is going pee. So instead of going into the stall, you pretend to pee next to them and make small talk until they leave, then you rush in the stall and tend to your poomergency.

Guy 1: What took you so long?

Guy 2: I busted a crazy poop juke on my boss and almost shit my pants in the process.

Guy 1: Well done, Emmitt Smith

by xaulzan September 9, 2009

Jeeter Juked

A Karate chop to the throat.

I almost got jeeter juked today by sam.

by Monsterdawgdude September 9, 2020

Juke line

A " juke line" is a Chicago term in the 90s when a group of men and women are begin "juked on" in a snaked form line.

Timmy was getting juked on by 3 females he started up his own juke line.

by Juni88 July 20, 2019

Text juking

Text juking refers to the rapid fire method of a texting sender switching topics during a text conversation before the recipient(s) can respond causing delayed responses and directional confusion - similar to a quick football move.

Text Juker: (Sends Twitter link about nuclear fallout)
Recipient: (Checks link. Skims)
Text Juker: (Replying to earlier topic) “Like my stepfather would say, ‘She looks like she was rode hard and put away wet."’
Recipient: (Starts typing response to nuclear fallout)
Text Juker: “I think I’m going to join Scientology today!”
Recipient: (Deletes response. Now typing response to Scientology)
Text Juker: (Sends a photo of bats having sex)
Recipient: (Replies with a bunch of “ha ha’s” . Creates new meme about Text Juker switching topics like the Fast and Furious changes gears. Checks Urban Dictionary for “Text Juking” term)

by Tess Tickular March 9, 2021

dooky juke

A dance in which you move your pelvis giving the impression you're shaking a terd out of your ass.

Brother 1. Damn man you see that bitch over there?

Brother 2. Nah what's she doing?

Brother 1. Looks like she shakin doo doo out her ass.

Brother 2. She's doin the dooky juke!

by BootyKrumper June 28, 2017