Swuv juke

Swuv juke is when someone try’s to avoid what your saying or avoids the whole conversation in general.

B & C : cuddle session
Colsie: “no” ( very rude and passive aggressive)
B & C : you trying to swuv juke us or somethin?

by Belphie November 5, 2021

Juke Bomb

The act of walking into a bar, dropping a $20 in the Juke Box, selecting the same Justin Bebeir song (the most effeminate one he sings which in my opinion is all of them) over and over again until the money is gone, then immediatly exiting the premises with haste.

The bikers attempted to make it throught the fallout of a strategically placed "Juke Bomb" of the Justin Beiber song "One Less Lonely Girl". After the third playing, the bar was forced to clear out, and the man hunt for the assailent was on!

by BloatedYak March 11, 2012

Poop Juke

When you walk into the bathroom to take a poop and someone that you don't want to see you poop is going pee. So instead of going into the stall, you pretend to pee next to them and make small talk until they leave, then you rush in the stall and tend to your poomergency.

Guy 1: What took you so long?

Guy 2: I busted a crazy poop juke on my boss and almost shit my pants in the process.

Guy 1: Well done, Emmitt Smith

by xaulzan September 9, 2009

Spookes Jukes

Any rap songs, typically those of black artists

Why are we listening to spookes jukes right now

by app21 March 16, 2010

Juke line

A " juke line" is a Chicago term in the 90s when a group of men and women are begin "juked on" in a snaked form line.

Timmy was getting juked on by 3 females he started up his own juke line.

by Juni88 July 20, 2019

dooky juke

A dance in which you move your pelvis giving the impression you're shaking a terd out of your ass.

Brother 1. Damn man you see that bitch over there?

Brother 2. Nah what's she doing?

Brother 1. Looks like she shakin doo doo out her ass.

Brother 2. She's doin the dooky juke!

by BootyKrumper June 28, 2017

Jeeter Juked

A Karate chop to the throat.

I almost got jeeter juked today by sam.

by Monsterdawgdude September 9, 2020