Joey

The best definition of a guy named Joey:
A Joey is an amazing guy to hang out with. He's a nice dude with permanent Jason Statham-Hairstyle. His taste of music is incredibly lit. He loves Sosa and going str8 up. A Joey is cooler than a cooler and also cooler than other guys, such named Johannes or Johann. A Joey always knows how to be the best BRO. A Joey is a legendary dude. If someone named Joey comes to you the shit is about to get real. A Joey is always 21 and a savage. If a young Joey don't trust you, he gon' shoot you.
I wish I had a Bro like a Joey
by hechtso April 22, 2020
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1. Baby kangaroo.

2.when males try to hide an erection by pointing the penis up and tucking it in the waistband of their pants. The term joey comes from the fact that if you lift up your shirt, your penis looks like a little head poking out of a pouch like a baby kangaroo, also known as a joey.
I popped the biggest boner in class but I needed to sharpen my pencil so I just pulled a joey.
by jdstan March 11, 2015
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Synonyms: Squirtle, Squikachu, Joeh. The most amazing guy ever to walk the face of the planet. I could go on an on about him for hours. He will understand all your inside jokes, do awesome ninja activities with you, and just be all around excellent. He will even go so far as to dance Disco with you in matching outfits, even if he looks insane. If you EVER get lucky enough to snag a Joey, keep him around. You won't regret it.
Girl one: I have a date with Joey tonight
Girl two: OMG are you going to be ninjas?
Girl one: what else would we do?
by dancingmaniac2 March 02, 2010
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One Sexy Person That Gets All The Ladies And A Very Cool Person Particularly Named Joseph Or Josef
Joey looked so sexy yesterday.
Everybody knows Joey duhh.
Oh Joey? Yea he gets all of the ladies
by joeyrobinson October 24, 2010
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An annoying person who will bug you whenever possible
"Ugh is Joey annoying you again"
by IAmDaOneDatWon March 02, 2018
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slang for Big dick; Joey and the twins, or Dr Joey and the paramedics
Dr Joey is ready for his surgery tonight
by rmglenn April 28, 2008
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v. trying to form a sexual relationship with the partner of a close friend or family member

n. a strategy used by desperate beta-males in an attempt to gain sexual satisfaction at the expense of a close personal relationship
Glen got hit in the face with a skateboard, because he tried pulling a Joey on Rodney!
by Chennessey September 17, 2018
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