joey 

To jerk off; beat off; masturbate.

"Power's not coming out tonight."
"He's probably joeying."

joey by Basic Knowledge April 18, 2008

Joey 

A troll, jackass, pretentious, bastard. Talented to the highest in lying. Self centered piece of shit with an arrogant attitude. Despite all flaws, is still something you're highly anxious to crawl into bed with any chance you get. Reigns supreme in giving you the hottest sex hair of your life with the added benefit of the most amazing arctic sky colored eyes staring back at you. But still a major asshole.

My boyfriend is such a Joey, he'd be out on his ass so fast his head would spin if it weren't for the poundings.

Joey by SheenIsWinning June 20, 2011

joey 

that kid. the dirty one. the one that makes you wanna kick a babies head off. the one whose hair looks like a fucking rats nest. the one whose overconfident and thinks hes way too good for anyone. the one who thinks he can get girls..but girls are afraid he has a poon. the one who when you look at him suicide runs through your mind.

dude stop being such a joey. no one likes a joey.

joey by wink at me im hott January 22, 2011

Joey 

Verb: To Joey

The act of allowing a considerable amount of time to pass before responding to a text message.

Common responses include:
"k"
"Mhm"
"yep"

Girl 1: He still hasn't responded, it's been almost three hours!
Girl 2: Face it, you're being Joeyed

Joey by ahwell June 23, 2012

Joey 

A baby kangaroo

Person A: aww look at the baby kangaroo
Person B: Otherwise known as a Joey.

Joey by bg1297 September 10, 2012

Joey 

Coming to a full stop at an intersection that has no stop sign.

My dad pulled a Joey, and the guy behind us started honking.

Joey by Cellly June 27, 2013

Joey 

A Feminine "male" who is girlish enough to be "metro", yet too "manly" to be gay.

Or so the Joey says. .

"Like. .Ohmigosh, he is SUCH a Joey with that man-purse of his. ."

Joey by Anonymousasyourmom December 15, 2008