a wee jobby

1. Food is inserted into an indeviduals mouth, the food is then digested and goes through a complicated process, the food then makes an exit from the body via the anus as a small brown substance.

2. That wee Lil' Chris guy.

1. I have returned from the toilet, where I suceeded in doing a wee jobby, but do not fear for I wiped my bum throughly as I am currently wearing white boxer shorts.

2. That Lil Chris guy is utter pish. He thinks he's all that and a bag of tatties, but he's actualy just a wee jobby, I would like to throw stuff at him.

by McKean February 14, 2007

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jaggy jobby

When your feces is prickly during expulsion from your anal passage

"oh my shit that was a jaggy jobby. Ma arse is rid raw"

by lcjms December 30, 2007

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Beer Jobby

A bowel movement caused by excessive consuption of beer, usually occurs the morning after.

Some drinking session last night and a ferocious beer jobby this morning.

by Uzzy September 9, 2006

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Sobby Jobby

The act of receiving oral sex from someone who is crying.

''Sasha was crying uncontrollably while blowing me last night. I love a good sobby jobby.'

by Beadlover August 5, 2017

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Gobby Jobby

Gobby Jobby- When a significant other sneezes on a dick and makes it green tint color and you force them to suck it

Dude, she sneezed on my dick so I made her give me a Gobby jobby

by Pure-Autism August 13, 2017

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Big Whale Jobby

Anas' nickname, someone who thinks very highly of themselves but will never become anything, should be flushed down the toilet, although they tend to be the ones who block it instead.

See that Big Whale Jobby, bet hes called Anas.

by Flubbery Bumole June 21, 2020

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