jizzmopper

One who mops leftover semen off the floors at a strip club

DAM foo i hear Frank be one helz of a jizzmopper ya heard!?

by FATTYBOOMBATTY May 13, 2005

Jizzmonkery

1. A set of actions associated with the person whose job it is to clean the seamen from the inside of peep show or sex show booths. 2. Of or relating to the act of ejaculating on or around the face of an African American women while she is defecating.

1. I hate this jizzmonkery. Why did he have to make such a mess?
2. Tom and Shaniqua better stop this jizzmonkery real fast.

by Squirely Squirel November 20, 2009

Jizzyman

A male/female who is ”amazing.” Also used for cool hairstyle and other features on the body.

Jon shouted at a boy across the road "look at that Jizzyman!"

by jizzyman06 May 21, 2010

Jizzim

The scientifical way of saying Jizz, go ahead and ask your science teacher if you don't believe me!

She was making those cheeks clap resulting in an extraordinary jizzim!

by shitstain mcginty May 26, 2018

Jizzmo

Jizzmo Is Gizmo

@Gizmo is Jizzmo

by Totally_Not_Mistor_Love June 7, 2018

Jizzmonia

Medical condition whereas semen is aspirated in the respiratory system, thus causing a specific strain of pneumonia.

Jenny mistakenly laughed whilst performing fellatio on her beau, Inadvertently aspirating her lovers semen in to her lungs. She was later diagnosed with multi-lobar jizzmonia.

by Hbomb8 August 2, 2020

jizzmop

A young permiscious person whose sole purpose in life is to capture and absorb man gravy.

Dude 1, Check it out, that chick is a babe.
Dude 2, (Loud alarm sound) No way man, she's a jizzmop! (Clean up in aisle 3)

by supa steeze pants May 2, 2009