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Jew

How many Jews were killed by Hitler? 6,000,000
by Chlong March 14, 2017
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Jew

An Insult, someone who is a ass can be called a jew, for any reason, yet mostly because of failure to supply goods or money, the ideas that jews are stingy.

Also a religion.
Fuck sake toomey your such a jew.

Hi im a jewish man.
by SirPagey May 13, 2008
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Jew

The creation of Israel marked the reforming of the Israelite tribe.
Any Jews that didn’t become Israelis are deemed to have abandoned the tribe and so shouldn’t be practicing Judaism as that’s the religion of the Israelites/Israelis.
Before the creation of Israel the term jew was relevant but since the creation of Israel the term jew is obsolete.
Any non Israelis practicing Judaism and calling themselves Jews are deceiving themselves and others.
by AnonDoxy January 22, 2023
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Jew

Verb, to JEW.

The process by which someone manages to convince a reluctant person to give them something.
Michael has £10 which he was going to give to his son but Josh managed to jew it off him. (Josh has no foreskin)
by Toby_the_5_star_penis. December 18, 2008
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Jew

1) Person of Jewish Faith
2) A Pinny-Pincher (a tight wad)
3) What Hitler put in ash trays till we beat his ass
1) Kyle from South Park is Jewish!
2) Your as money hungry as a Jew!
3) The Holocaust sucks, eh Larry. Yea it does.
by TheGuyStandingBehindYou April 1, 2007
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Jew Jew Fruit

A gay Jew. Typically blatantly and obnoxiously homosexual.
by filletmignon January 16, 2009
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Jew

1. A person that champions, believes in, or practices Judaism; A person of a Jewish background.

2. A highly stingy or greedy person that is usually prosperous but heavily criticized for his ways.
Examples:

1. "Hey guys you seen that new kid in school?"

" Oh yeah, the kid is a Jew, I went to his bar mitzvah."

2. " Dude who is that one kid in the shirt?"

" Oh that's that Levi kid...he's a Jew he tried to snake me...."
by Chunguie October 8, 2009
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