Jersey Shore

Jersey Shore is complete shit.
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Jersey Devil

A little four foot tall winged-horse monster that inhabits the Pine Barrens of southern New Jersey. Allegedly it was born as a demon child of a Puritan mother in the 1700's, but many myths surround its origin. There have been various sightings over the past 200 years, and one group of sightings put New Jersey into a state-wide security alert. The Devil is known for its blood red eyes and chilling high pitched shreik. The little monster will attack and eat animals ranging from house cats to small deer, and it likes to spook stranded tourists by jumping on the hoods of their cars. It is also the official namesake of the Jersey Devils hockey team
Contact the New Jersey Pine Barrens homepage for Devil Hunts
by Vincent February 01, 2005
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Jersey Night

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Thursday night is Jersey Night.
And the Lord said, "Thursday night will be Jersey Night," and it was good.
by jdazzle22 September 22, 2009
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Jersey Butterfinger

a skeezly sexual maneuver typically performed from the doggie style position. The situation occurs when the fucker in the dominate dog position performs an unauthorized Whiskey Dew Finger and then fish hooks the mouth of the submissive dog fucker.
Guy 1: “Did you hear that Pauly D lost his index finger attempting to Jersey Butterfinger some whore?”

Guy 2: “I heard it was some dude.”

Guy 1: "word"
by matt5000 June 02, 2010
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Jersey Frostbite

When the girlfriend or wife of your friend gives you a kiss hello or goodbye immediately after blowing your friend thus leaving a small amount of his spunk on you that resembles frostbite.
P - Hey J, what's that white stuff your cheek?
J - I don't know. T's wife just gave me a kiss hello.
P - I think they had just snuck off for a hummer about 5 minutes ago.
J - Ewwwwww, She gave me the Jersey Frostbite
by T-Way October 31, 2009
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Jersey Rotisserie

A 3some where the woman is on her hands and knees between two guys. One has his dick in her mouth, one has his dick in her ass or pussy. Looks like a pig on a rotisserie. Could be a fat chick but doesn't have to be.
She got herself into a Jersey Rotisserie again with those two last night
by Shockaa December 11, 2014
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Jersey Thunderstorm

the act of someone taking a shit while another person is in the bathroom taking a shower. More notably, when someone takes a very smelly, loud shit while another person is in the bathroom taking a shower.
Person 1 - "I was in the middle of the most awesome shower this morning, and all of a sudden I hear a fucking fart. I looked around the curtain and Steve's sitting there with his pants around his ankles, shitting his goddamn brains out. I swear the fumes burnt my fucking eyes."

Person 2 - "Ewww...you got caught in the middle of a fuckin' Jersey Thunderstorm."

Person 1 - "Yeah... no shit.... no pun intended."
by kamikazeproject November 28, 2009
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