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Myspace Jealous 

when a significant other is jealous of you talking to male or female friends on your myspace regardless if they know them or not.
Sara, Why did you break up with Mark?

because i was myspace jealous of all the girls he was talking to on myspace.


Myspace Jealous by TerrorCrew October 7, 2008

Peanut Butter and Jealous 

You probably heard this on The Interview and laughed your a** off
He's motherfucking peanut butter and jealous

You're Just Jealous! 

What delusional fucks use when people insult their favourite band/artist. Very common among Jonas Brothers' fangirls. They refuse to acknowledge the fact that people hate their "beloved" Jonas Brothers so in denial they say "You're just jealous!". Oh really? I am certain you also hate stuff like lets say heavy metal bands so does it make you jealous of them? Morons.
Guy: Jonas Brothers' suck!

Girl: OMFG! You're just jealous!

Guy: Why the fuck would I be jealous? I listen to real music like Led Zeppelin, AC/DC, The Beatles, Nirvana and more.

Girl: OMFG those bands are like the worst in history.

Guy: You hate them but are you jealous of them?

Girl: No!

Guy: Then retarded bitch, how am I suppose to be jealous of the Jonas Brothers?

don't jealous me 

do not hate on oneself
don't jealous me u condom head! sheettt meehn!! lol
don't jealous me by tatyanna2008 January 25, 2009

Is your asshole jealous of the shit coming out of your mouth? 

An epic burn. Practice so it will roll right off the tongue and and use when people are drinking so that there will be maximum nasal spewage for effect.
loser: blah blah blah...

cool person: Is your asshole jealous of the shit coming out of your mouth?

Over Jealous Exgirlfriend Disorder 

The personality disorder of having one or more ex girlfriends keeping track of your personal life to stalk your encounters with other women and troll about it later. Includes best friends and platonic relationships.
"Bye Julia!"
*gets text from ex*
"So, who is Julia??"
Boy: I think I have Over Jealous Exgirlfriend Disorder"