Jaeden

Jaeden is the one person in life who you will actually need.Jaedens are extremely hot, have a great sense of humour(including dark humour) and are quite smart. They are awkward at times but confident most of the time. They will win any fight they participate in and know how to please their girl. They can get all the ladies but they aren’t a player as they are loyal and honest and they will spoil you rotten. They are extremely good friends and even better boyfriends. Jaedens are 100% boyfriend/husband/baby daddy material.just know, if there is a jaeden in your life but they already have a gf, it’s best to find someone else bc lemme tell you here honey booboo you ain’t got a single chance with him. His gf will dislike you too as she loves him with all her heart and can’t bare to see him with another girl(in a relationship way) Jaedens love their gf to bits and would do anything for them.

Girl 1: Hey gurl! So I bumped into this guy the other day.. he’s really cute and funny. Seems like the one tbh. I’d didn’t get his name though.. but I got his number!!

Girl 2: OMG bitchhh he must be a jaeden I’m telling you it’s always the jaedens

by a girl who is depressed October 31, 2019

Jaged

1) When the person you don't like, but always wants to hang out with you shows up.

Oh man, we were going to have a great time out at the lake, but we were jaged by Derek.

by WA Stewart December 28, 2007

jared leto

The ultimate pimp dogg himself. Awesome band, awesome actor....Letor owns us all to Oblivion in to the wild with the Mission in his Capricorn

jared leto kicks ass man

by LetoLover January 30, 2004

Jaedra

The most beautiful girl alive, you are lucky if you meet her and it should be a privaledge not a right to be around her.

I was with jaedra last night, it was the best time of my life she is fucking awesome!

by Weshouldnt August 13, 2009

Jared From Subway

1. A molester, particularly of children
2. An expression used when talking about a rapist

Jared From Subway, no!!!!

by Tom Robinson October 19, 2015

Jared Fogle

Guy who became famous as Subway's spokesman, he famously lost a lot of weight by eating healthy at Subway. In 2007, he was accused of several sexual crimes, for which he was indicted for and arrested for in July of 2015. He was released on bail, but faced a possible life sentence if convicted. In August 2015, he pleaded guilty to lesser offenses in exchange for no more than 12 years in prison. On November 19, 2015, Fogle was formally sentenced. The media set up outside his house, and he was seen walking from outside his house into a car. He was later seen that day entering a federal courthouse. At the sentencing, he was sentenced to 15 years in prison, slightly over the promised maximum of 12, but still better than the possible life sentence. After the sentencing, Fogle was to report to federal prison, and in a huge twist of irony, that night, his last day as a free man for 15 years, he ate at Subway. I guess he really does love Subway, despite tarnishing their reputation. The next day, in the early morning hours, Fogle reported to federal prison for his booking, and has resided there ever since. He'll be released in 2029. He's been assaulted several times in prison.

Jared Fogle loved foot longs, but not quite the type you're thinking of.

by broke ass happy man October 21, 2020

Jaeden Martell

literally the most attractive person to live on this planet. he has mad talent and is basically amazing in everything he does. he voice just soothes the soul.

friend: who’s the boy that plays jacob barber in defending jacob?
me: you haven’t heard of him? he is jaeden martell. isn’t he handsome?

by jaedenlover:) May 10, 2021