jamaician house guest

the jamaican house guest is when a girl is riding a guy, and suddenly a random jamaician enters the room, squats over the guy, and shits on his chest, then leaves without saying a word

"Colleen and Francis told me that they encountered the jamaician house guest last night."

"Last night I was fucking Con, and someone gave me the jamaician house guest," said John

by Gay 69 May 23, 2008

jafaican

a person who pretends to be jamaican.

a middle class suburban white kid using patoi.
"me nah know botty ridah fa rotty bidah!"
.'wow.that kids a jafaican."

by alchemichael October 20, 2009

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Jamaica

A word to describe any female that is beautiful and makes your heart skip a beat just because you see her.

-Dude, I need to find me a Jamaica. But how do you know when you find her?
-If you can't keep your mind off her and you have a constant smile on your face because of her, you have found her.

by dickdiaper July 27, 2009

jamaican bobsled

Riding a black woman down a flight of stairs.

She wanted some more crack, so she let do a jamaican bobsled on her for it.

by Alkl April 27, 2006

jamaican shower

when you let your bathroom steam up with hot water and light up a few joints and get stoned as 'em rastafarian niggaz take there showers

"yo lets take a jamaican shower with some jamaican bitches and get fucked up!!"

by Lanksta June 8, 2004

Jamaican whirlpool

The act of performing anal sex on a person of either sex while giving them a swirly and dreadlocking there hair in unison.

Travis was Receiving the Jamaican Whirlpool for his 20th birthday.

If this hoe dont pay me she will be expecting the Jamaican whirlpool for dinner.

by Benny Bashers! December 30, 2008