by Livin it! April 21, 2007
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"Last night, I was drunk and walking down Yonge street, and I went into an alleyway to puke. There was a naked hobo passed out there!"
"Did you puke on him?"
"No, I toe-jammed that motherfucker"
"Dude, wtf."
"Did you puke on him?"
"No, I toe-jammed that motherfucker"
"Dude, wtf."
by Trace Element September 7, 2005
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Get the Jammin mug.A Jaiman is a mammal of Greater London area but can be found migrating further north as far as Nottingham, but has found a second home in the town known as Chaventry. It is famous for its incredible ability to memorise complicated mathematical formulae. A talent of laughing at inopportune times is characteristic, as is the ability to say inappropriate things within earshot of the intended bitchee. It is minute in stature but gigantic in heart and mimics the movements of the common jackrabbit when mating (with itself or with a hoard of human females). It's preferred mate is an elegant, secretive female who must understand the use of the phrase "oh my days" in all of it's connotations.
Warning! If humans come into contact with a Jaiman that has a) not slept well, or b) is very hungry, they MUST provide food and/or a very comfortable sleeping area where it will proceed to take a monumental amount of time to finish it's meal and snore extremely loud. Especially after it's limit of three mildly alcoholic beverages.
Warning! If humans come into contact with a Jaiman that has a) not slept well, or b) is very hungry, they MUST provide food and/or a very comfortable sleeping area where it will proceed to take a monumental amount of time to finish it's meal and snore extremely loud. Especially after it's limit of three mildly alcoholic beverages.
Has pert breasts like a Jaiman.
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Can make fast Jaimanesque self-love.
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Jaiman, sometimes known in the wild as Jai, J, J-Jonah Jaimanson.
Memorise this like a Jaiman
Is cranky as a Jaiman.
Can make fast Jaimanesque self-love.
Can snore like a Jaiman.
Jaiman, sometimes known in the wild as Jai, J, J-Jonah Jaimanson.
Memorise this like a Jaiman
by OhMyDays2010 February 8, 2010
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Forget the transitional 'King' or 'Queen', the mediocre 'Professor' or 'Prime', the name 'Jarman' is a heavenly garb we can all strive for - but something very few of us will ever get to wear.
Forget the transitional 'King' or 'Queen', the mediocre 'Professor' or 'Prime', the name 'Jarman' is a heavenly garb we can all strive for - but something very few of us will ever get to wear.
If I can just get my black belt, my Masters, win the WWE title, write a stadium rock classic, make love to a thousand women and then invent time travel.. maybe, just maybe I can replace my surname with 'Jarman'.
by JurassicJoel June 28, 2010
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After work, do a little space jamming, and then I'll be ready to get drunk.
After work, do a little space jamming, and then I'll be ready to get drunk.
by Ryan "Herp Dog" Foley April 17, 2009
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