my name is jeff

a joke made in 22 jump street that originally made all of us slightly chuckle so naturally the fucking idiots on vine blew it up and now it is fucking everywhere and annoys the shit out of all of us

Tom: Hey dude check out this vine
Mark: ok
Tom's phone: OH NA NA WHAT'S MY NAME?

Tom: wait for it
Tom's phone: MY NAME IS JEFF
Mark: HAHAHAHAHA wow that is comedy gold
Tom: told u

by Bartholomew Peanut December 17, 2014

Jeff Bozos

Jeff Bezos's doppelgänger, a bozo

Sam: Hey I think I just saw Jeff Bezos in my shantytown. I wonder what he was doing there.
Harry: No you saw Jeff Bozos

by Jumbled McGobbledygook December 27, 2020

Jeff Goldblum

A talented actor who has starred in films such as "Jurassic Park," "The Lost World: Jurassic Park," "Independence Day," and the 1980's re-make of "The Fly." He is known for his somewhat unusual portrayal of his characters, and he is often typecast as a scientist or other highly-intelligent character. Contrary to what one website says, he does not watch people poop.

Jeff Goldblum is a highly underrated actor.

by RedheadedERfan July 29, 2005

JeffBox

1. Someone who lives in a "world" where videogames are the most important thing ever. Xbox games specifically. This person is so involved in videogames that they forget the rules of basic hygiene. This person usually wears the same set of clothing for weeks at a time without feeling the need to wash it. The stench of this person can get so bad that it engulfs the entire room, and remains lingering even after the person leaves.

2. Someone who pretends to like box, but in fact hates it. This person would usually prefer a granddaddy penis in their mouth.

1. Dude, you've been playing COD all day. Take a shower and quit being a jeffbox.

2. Dude, that kid's such a jeffbox! He just told me he'd totally bang your sister, but then he was checking out your Dad's ass! Fucking GROSS.

by BaconFlavoredCoke February 25, 2009

Jeff

A man that very often states his name

Ma nemma Jeff

by AJ13579 September 10, 2018

Jeff Fatt

A flaming heterosexual who is in the Wiggles. He wears the purple shirt. Heck yes he is SEXY!!! Even though he's narcoleptic we still love him.

Jeff Fatt is so narcoleptic it makes me want to kill myself.

by Lafandadaylahusa October 30, 2010

My name's Jeff

The Channing Tatum classic line from the movie '22 Jump Street', pronounced my name hëf. It has gone viral so there are plenty of parodies on the interweb. It is also commonly used to harass anyone called jeff.

Max: "What's your name?"
Joker: "My name's Jeff!"

by anal exibitions December 6, 2014