jacob satorius

The worst person in the world has invisible eyebrows and is "famous" for lip syncing

Do u know Jacob Satorius he gives everyone cancer

by Nikki G Hunter May 15, 2016

Team Jacob

Relating to the preference of Jacob Black (wolf) over Edward Cullen (vampire) in the book 'Twilight' by Stephenie Meyer.

WARNING: Girls(or maybe sometimes boys) do take to their man/wolf quite seriously--(same goes to Team Edward-ers who take to their man/vampire quite seriously (look for Team Edward))-- so do not question their choice or make fun of them. Your face may be damaged. Also, if a Team Jacob member gets within a 5' radius of a Team Edward member; one may want to duck and take cover.


(Joking about that last part...or maybe not O.o)

'Are you wearing a Team Edward t-shirt?!'
'Emm... yeah?'
'EWWWW!!!! Team Jacob is SOOOOO much better! Edward is such a *insert favorite curse word here*!'
'Oh NO you didn't!'
(Squabble Squabble)
(Extensions go flying)
(Bite Bite)
(Scream Scream)
(Kick Kick)
(Etc.)

by Plaid.Tomato.Slippers. October 4, 2008

Jacklyn

Jacklyn is a Goddess made for a Mike. Does't care what anyone thinks, not afraid to knock 👊a bitch out. Caring an willing to go above an beyond in a relationship. She is absolutely amazing. Someone who is smart, attractive, An perfect. She's crazy at times as well. A Jacklyn Has that wet wet 💦. She has nice boobs an a fat ass. She's simply irresistible. Once you have a Jacklyn don't ever let her go. She's the most loyal one you will ever meet. Someone who blows your mind in bed. Jacklyn is beyond beautiful. Extremely sexy. BEST KISSER. 😙

I wish I was a Jacklyn!
I am addicted to Jacklyn.

by #yourstruly311 December 21, 2016

Jacklyn

a drop dead gorgeous girl when a Jacklyn walks into a room everyones heads turn to view her. Usually known to be very crazy but is always willing to cuddle on the couch and watch a movie. Jacklyn is very athletic and is known to have many friends. She will do anything for anyone and can make any guy fall for her. She has a great body very beautiful features just is getting into trouble

That Jacklyn is one smoking girl

by Ulkim Nosh May 4, 2010

Jaclyn

A beautiful and talented young women who is capable of singing, dancing, and looking great. Jaclyns are known to be tall, kindhearted, and extremely witty.
A word of French Origin.

Wow, your name is JACLYN? You must be tall, beautiful, and dance like an angel!

Try to be act like a Jaclyn, will you?

by Dorkus123 February 22, 2009

Jacolby

A wonderful man with great aspirations and good heart... and sexy!

Girl you need a Jacolby! ..

by JerseyGirl432 February 3, 2010

Jacob Black

A character in Twilight that doesn't really exist for any reason except for something for the Twitards to fight amongst each other with. The only reason he gets any attention is because he's apparently very "hot" with a goddamn six-pack or some shit. He's basically a thing to have fangirls screaming at or for in the movie.

He is also a pedophile. Seriously, Edward is to, but he falls in love with a BABY. No joke. I don't care if Renesmee, the baby, ages rapidly or something she'll still be a BABY. I can picture what the twitards are saying now; "O Em GeE!!!!1 hE luvs herr liek a uncle!!!!! SHUT UP~!!" Just and uncle, huh? Haven't heard that one before.

{Jacob getting it on with Renesmee}
Jacob Black: I swear to god officer, I didn't know she was three!
Police officer:... :|
Jacob Black: She told me it was ok telepathically!
Police officer:.... >:|
Jacob Black: Um.... I have abs!!

by airguitargirl386 March 13, 2010