Grumpy Ivan

The act of jacking off to the point just before orgasm, then waking her up unexpectedly and cumming on her face when she least expects it. This is reserved for a disappointing evening where she flirts and promises bomb sex all night, then falls asleep leaving you with a case of blue balls.

Susie got me all hot and bothered the other night at the bar talking about her mad BJ skills but when we got home she fell asleep so I gave her the Grumpy Ivan in the morning.

by EZontheMic December 31, 2019

Epik Ivan Play

It's the roblox boi

Person 1: Who is Epik Ivan Play
Person 2: Epik Ivan Play is BOI
Person 1: Ok thank you

by Ivan the boi April 10, 2022

Ivanabitch Vodka

A type of vodka 40% proof which is consumed by mostly tools..who bake brownies whilst drinking this euphoria of sorts.

Meg: yoo i vana...i vana i vana...bitch

Laura: fuck. alright...remember what happened last time
Meg:..times have changed...i could take it.
Laura: well then..COMMENCE THE CEREMONIES...*opens the ivanabitch vodka*

*loud chanting*

shots shot shots shots shasha shotz

by hornytheclown April 25, 2010

Ivan

A very love able guy. Cute curly hair his smile make you so happy. Your probably looked his name up to see how other people see him.

Ivan is soo cute

by xo.loser November 17, 2019

Ivan

- The one
- The Best
- The Only
- The Feared
- The Powerful
- The Beloved
- Simply me...

"Are you the Ivan?"

by Ivan Lepe June 9, 2004

Ivan

Handsome and adorable from all angles, hes always trying to make those he loves happy and he succeeds very well, sometimes he may mess up but he tries to fix what he can asap, usually has delicious brown eyes, is a natural born king to his future princess , usually has a nice and sexy voice specifically when used while speaking in whisper tone&&spanish, loyal asf too

Person 1: Shit hes hot!
Person 2: yeah definitely hes Ivan, but he has a girlfriend
Person 1: dammit, id tap that

by dakodaaa January 18, 2017

Ivanized

Term used to describe people places or things affected in the negative on Grand Cayman by hurricane Ivan in September 2004.

"that was a geat house before it was Ivanized"

by 1just-ice February 21, 2009