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Bastard child. Very short and is the owner of a dwarf village. Often gets his ankles broken by his multiple dads. Likes to suck dick daily.
DUDE, that guy is SUCH an Ivan
Ivan by SlimJimIII February 25, 2018
doods with glasses and big ears
omg look its ivan!
ivan by hamchoi69 August 27, 2020
Usually Tall, Brown, Mexican, one of the biggest cowards alive, a very good scholar, big achiever but he will choose his achievements over his friends any day. Prefers BIG women and also chooses them over his friends. However he is a sweetheart with the ladies, altought he is not the most smartest flirt, he will get ladies.
Don't be an Ivan, and get in the water !
Ivan by KoreanR54 May 18, 2013
He loves his long wiggily hot dog

And likes indian men, especily indain men
Hey have u seen that person ivan yeah hes dating that indian guy
Ivan by Hallcarson2 May 16, 2019
A boy who 'only has good looking friends' and believes he is the best person in the world. He is verging on a narcissistic sociopath and is never seen without a girl on his arms. He loves movies and will never let you sit through a movie without it being stopped so he can explain it to you. You can either find him at the cinema or smoking weed in the park with his friends
person in the cinema- "That arsehole keeps pausing the movie"

Ivan-(saying something f***ing irrelevant)
Ivan by livinonmars_downonearth January 8, 2020