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St Joseph's Institution

For a catholic school, there are a LOT of gays. That is until you go to year 5 (Junior College) and meet girls where there's a 180 degree change and you become insanely obsessed over them. At 12 30pm, for the duration of 20 seconds, disciplinary action will be taken against anyone who claps or cheers. A picture of our founder, father of the de la salle schools, hangs eerily at the back of the class. Sit on the right side of the classroom, around the third seat from the front, and enjoy his heavenly gaze. So much for cheating on a test. Also, the school is too broke to give you staple bullets during examinations so you spend like 5 minutes panicking as you tie your essay papers. There's a water fountain where you are invited to rest your feet in, a maze, statues, artwork all around. At first glance it seems like a rich school, which is surprising considering the fact that we get little to no financial support from the government. Try our wifi during thunderstorms and feel the pain of our teachers and students. Performing Arts and sports CCAs are stressful, the current principal is an open liverpool fan and the teachers don't shy away from political incorrectness. Overall, great school. Very lively, especially when your favorite teacher starts scolding everyone and makes it into a joke. If you come here as a snowflake, we'll build you up into a man, motivating you through insults, pushes, butt slaps and all round wholesome advice. Seriously though, come here.
Guy 1: St Joseph's Institution (SJI) is better than RI
Guy 2: Yeah fuck those nerds
by guydudeig May 7, 2022
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initiative

Having the intelligence to act without the instruction of others.
Fuck it, I'm going. I'm taking initiative.
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Initial-D

The first time you engage in sexual activities with a female.
Yeah I gave her that initial-D last night.
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institutionalized racism

Institutionalized Racism is the process of purposely discriminating against certain groups of people through the use of biased laws or practices. Often, institutionalized racism is subtle and manifests itself in seemingly innocuous ways, but its effects are anything but subtle. An example of this type of racism is the redlining of districts to keep certain people from moving in to a new neighborhood, pervasive in the financial industry in the 1950s and 60s.

Those accepted, established, evident, visible, and respected forces, social arrangements, institutions, structures, policies, precedents and systems of social relations that operate and are manipulated in such a way as to allow, support, or acquiesce to acts of individual racism and to deprive certain racially identified categories within a society a chance to share, have equal access to, or have equal opportunity to acquire those things, material and nonmaterial, that are defined as desirable and necessary for rising in an hierarchical class society while that society is dependent, in part, upon that group they deprive for their labor and loyalty. Institutional racism is more subtle, less visible, and less identifiable but no less destructive to human life and human dignity than individual acts of racism
Institutionalized racism deprives a racially identified group, usually defined as generally inferior to the defining dominant group, equal access to an treatment in education, medical care, law, politics, housing, etc. - Louis L. Knowles and Kenneth Prewitt, editors, Institutional Racism in America (Englewood Cliffs NJ: Prentice-Hall, Inc., 1969).
by Dong Woo October 10, 2005
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Institute of Technology

A college of the University of Minnesota-Twin Cities which is the only university branch worth attending. Contrasted with the Carlson School of Management and the College of Liberal Arts, the Institute of Technology (IT) is populated by people who don't deserve to be kicked in the balls (Carlson students do; CLA students have none to be kicked). Most IT students could kick your ass in any academic endeavor, and they'd be willing to prove it, because they're nerds.
Carlson student: "I see by your intact testicles that you attend the Institute of Technology!"
IT student: "Why thank you, Carlson student! Now stand still with your feet four feet apart."
by College Student 101 January 21, 2006
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intifada

The second intifada, in which terrorism and suicide bombings have been used against Israeli civilians, was started when Arafat (leader of the PLO) rejected a deal by Israel in which Israel offered to give 93% of the PLO's land demands. The next night, Arafat would begin an armed rebellion against Israel rather than accepting a treaty which would have given him all the land he wanted. The Palestinians are using more than rocks, although stonings can be very violent too, causing death and serious injury. They have Qasem rockets. They have grenades. They have M-16's and Kalashnikovs Ed.: Russian made assault rifles. Arafat demanded weapons claiming he needed an armed police force to keep order. Those guns, provided by none other than Israel, have been linked with numerous terrorist attacks. Many weapons have been smuggled in from Egypt as well. The Palestinian police ARE the terrorists such as Fatah and Al Aksa. Currently the Palestinians, have self-rule under the Oslo accords yet persist in attacking Israel.
The intifada is not a noble uprising, and is most definetely not a way to create a peace between Israel and the Palestinians.
by Peace wanter February 24, 2005
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institutionally gay

A prisoner who has sex with other same-sex prisoners yet claims to be straight.
"Yo man, the guard's not looking. Come here and blow me."
"No way! I'm not gay!"
"I'm not gay either man, I'm just INSTITUTIONALLY gay."
"Oh, so it's OK for me to blow you?"
"Totally!"
"Cool! Mmmmf mfff mmm mfmmmm."
by Black@Heart November 15, 2009
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