A computer, robot, or other similar automation that is intelligently programmed, but lacks the common sense to get itself out of a failed state.
Tech 1: Wow! Look at the artificial intelligence this robot uses to make decisions!
<Robot crashes, and goes into alarm>
Tech 2: Yeah, I guess we’ll be semi-automated until we get this robot out of the mess it’s in now…
<Robot crashes, and goes into alarm>
Tech 2: Yeah, I guess we’ll be semi-automated until we get this robot out of the mess it’s in now…
by NexxuSix October 8, 2021
Get the Artificial Intelligencemug. I was eye ballin this chick that looked smart and she came over to talk to me, only to find out she was a complete idiot, she was full of sound intelligence
by Bnastyson November 25, 2011
Get the sound intelligencemug. Fancy word in IT Business. In fact a bunch of nerds in some companies, seeing themselves as "innovative", gathering all data possible and turning it into fancy charts with sans serif fonts. Big Bosses happy.
by noone-someguy August 3, 2017
Get the Business Intelligencemug. by Dingo 13 April 19, 2011
Get the Sheen Intelligencemug. To broadcast or telegraph that you are more intelligent than you actually are by attempting to educate people and provide unsolicited advice under the guise of helping them.
Includes an element of virtue signalling as the goal is both to dominate by making yourself appear smarter and more virtuous in juxtaposition to the receiver or audience.
The intention (as well as virtue-signalling 'helpful' advice) is to self-level-up and often to make it seem like you have more knowledge in a given field. Since you often target someone more specialized or experienced than you are your advice is either common knowledge, making you appear like a douchebag in the eyes of the receiver, or it is made up bullshit.
Includes an element of virtue signalling as the goal is both to dominate by making yourself appear smarter and more virtuous in juxtaposition to the receiver or audience.
The intention (as well as virtue-signalling 'helpful' advice) is to self-level-up and often to make it seem like you have more knowledge in a given field. Since you often target someone more specialized or experienced than you are your advice is either common knowledge, making you appear like a douchebag in the eyes of the receiver, or it is made up bullshit.
My mistake was when Joe asked me how my marketing business was going and I said 'slow'. For the next hour he was intelligence signalling useless advice. The only thing I learned in that hour was how little he knows about marketing.
by mogydee June 16, 2020
Get the Intelligence signallingmug. intellect coming by the wayside, usually a theory supported by a significant quantity of your friends
A: We think Yasreen is preggers
B: and all of you think so?
A: yes
B: hmm this is interesting circumstantial intelligence
B: and all of you think so?
A: yes
B: hmm this is interesting circumstantial intelligence
by lotuspanda March 15, 2008
Get the circumstantial Intelligencemug. the covering layer a manager develops to make his staff think he actually cares about them. Subverted from 'emotional intelligence'.
jenny was really upset at work. I had to use emulsional intelligence to get her through it and back to her job.
by blisteredcanker March 25, 2010
Get the emulsional intelligencemug.