insta-rock

When a girl is so hot you get an immediate boner.

That girl with the short skirt is an insta-rock!

by clichemichael June 26, 2010

Insta-Tard

A person whom can become drunk off Four-Locos.

You may be an Insta-Tard after drinking FourLocos

by Texel June 20, 2011

Insta-Schwing

The occurance of an instant, spontaneous, and immidiate erection. Usually happens so quickly, one does not notice until one looks down or someone else points it out.

Dude I saw that picture of Zoe Deschanel and I got an insta-schwing in front of my entire family!

by SubculturalDude96 October 3, 2011

insta-real

when something gets instantly real; an awakening

He called me a bitch and shit got insta-real girl! Ya heard?

by MissMadee June 15, 2011

insta-cure

Someone who deletes their photos on Instagram if they don't get enough likes.

"Omg I only have like 3 likes I need to delete this it's so embarrassing"

"Sally ur so insta-cure"

by Penelope4lyfe June 7, 2014

insta thirsty

When u constantly ask people to follow you more than once on instagram..

"Hey Tommy can you add me on instagram."
"No problem man".....

"Hey Tommy can u add me on instagram and give me a shoutout."

"Man stop being insta thirsty

by mirah_salaam July 14, 2015

Insta'd

1.Being wrecked on Instagram, and sometimes other social media networks.

2.Being wrecked anywhere really fast.

"I cant believe that bob Insta'd me on instagram"
"Well yesterday he Insta'd me outside school"

by Bman111 February 17, 2017