insta thirsty

When u constantly ask people to follow you more than once on instagram..

"Hey Tommy can you add me on instagram."
"No problem man".....

"Hey Tommy can u add me on instagram and give me a shoutout."

"Man stop being insta thirsty

by mirah_salaam July 14, 2015

Insta-Fast

When you temporarily disable your Instagram (IG) account in-order to work on tackling those project goals you've set for yourself.

When you Socially Distance yourself from Instagram (IG) by deleting or temporarily disabling your account, to work on yourself or various projects.

I'm going to take an Insta-Fast because I need to focus on creating my website www.thecryptocurrencyspace.com.

I need an Insta-Fast from IG, my life is too lit to be sharing with all these hoes.

I think i'm going to take an Insta-Fast because I have a dangerous addiction to IG !

by NOT THEPEOPLESCARLY June 5, 2020

Insta Muslim

Muslims who learn Islam from quotes on Instagram and argue with people over something they shouldn't argue about.

She's an Insta Muslim, don't reply to her.

by cheekylads January 13, 2019

insta-bail

to bone out immediately; drop out without hesitation

only to be used by totally cool, amazingly hot, super rad people

after the cops came, it was an easy decision for the hammered party-goers to insta-bail

by littlerickbigdick February 11, 2009

Insta-Ask

When you ask your followers a question on Instagram

I don't know where to go when I go to San Francisco! I should insta-ask and see if I get any cool recommendations!

by mflowers February 16, 2020

insta police

People on instagram with a extremely high moral code about being PC (politically correct) but just on instagram. Bringing shame to others is their easy way out to justify calling themselves "woke" or just superior to you socially...

In Gen X terms ... Insta police are the Karens of social media... Always calling for the manager and trying to be woke by unnecessarily speaking up again what they think isn't PC

I posted a racist meme ironically and the insta police came for me.

I was sarcastic about my comment throwing shade on the ignorance but the insta police having no sense of humor came for me.

Bruh I posted a song with the n word in it and Karen lost her shit

by Bat_NooB April 22, 2020

insta-dick

Someone who immediately becomes a dick in any situation, no matter the context. There is no build up to this person acting like a dick, its just instant. Instant Dick.

Why are you such an insta-dick?

by mhmyep69 April 5, 2022