The best girl in the world. Beautiful, caring, tender, generous, smart and loving. Always knows how to make everyone feel happy and better about themselves. If you ever fall in love with Inês be careful, despite her awesomeness she doesn't let herself be used so prove you are the best in order to get her, but be ready to be turned down a few times. Ines is extremely funny and is always ready for a laugh. If you get an Ines in your life cherish her well because you are probably not worth her and you don't want her to find that out.
Guy with high expectations: ines would you want to go out on a date with me?
Ines: well I like you but I don't think we can be more than friends but I don't want to make you feel bad and I'm sorry for turning you down, but we can still be friends and you can count on me.
Guy with high expectations: I'm sad but.you were so sweet, I'm even more in love with you now.
Guy: you're so pretty what's your name?
Girl: oh thank you, my name is Ines.
Guy: it was obvious why did I even ask?
Ines: well I like you but I don't think we can be more than friends but I don't want to make you feel bad and I'm sorry for turning you down, but we can still be friends and you can count on me.
Guy with high expectations: I'm sad but.you were so sweet, I'm even more in love with you now.
Guy: you're so pretty what's your name?
Girl: oh thank you, my name is Ines.
Guy: it was obvious why did I even ask?
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Get the Maria Ines mug.Ines Raventos, amazing person who is great at making out and very pretty. She has a big heart and always ready to help you. she is usually tall and has blond hair . She loves animals especially horses. She is normally the oldest in her family. She will always make you smile.
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A tactical vomit effected in order to continue a night out.
The seventh-inning wretch normally occurs between 11pm and 1am, when partygoers who mixed whiskey and beer or rum and wine at the pregame dash to the restroom to pitch forward and re-serve their dinner plate. The seventh-inning wretch is normally a solitary event but can also be a team effort.
The seventh-inning wretch normally occurs between 11pm and 1am, when partygoers who mixed whiskey and beer or rum and wine at the pregame dash to the restroom to pitch forward and re-serve their dinner plate. The seventh-inning wretch is normally a solitary event but can also be a team effort.
When everyone decided spontaneously to go to a club after Neil’s pregame and the bar next door, I dashed to the facilities for a seventh-inning wretch so the bouncers wouldn’t see how plastered I was.
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